"Store Policy" lyrics

"Store Policy"

Don't eat animals if they don't sweat
Only do drugs that are real hard to get
Smoking crypto is bad for your health
I'm touching myself by health food shelf

It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry sir, but you're gonna have to leave

I stole a shrimp from the local zoo
I got a tank at home, what about you?
I'm selling drugs to the kids at your school
I'm up all night, gooning to a picture of you
The things I do, the things I do
To get ingredients
To get ingredients, for my perpetual stew

Oh
Oh
Oh
Ah
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Ah

It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry sir

Don't kick me out man, I got things to do
I need a bucket, some lube and some screws
I know a dude that knows a dude that knows a dude
He told me all about you, man
He told me all about you

It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, it' our policy
I'm sorry sir, but you're gonna have to leave

It's our policy, our policy
I'm sorry sir, but you got to leave
It's our policy, it's our policy
I'm sorry sir, but you're gonna have to leave


Writer(s): Per Gunnerfeldt, Henrik Mats Hockert, Oskar Bengt Emil Carls, Tor Sol Magnus Sjoden, Elias Junqvist, Sebastian Declan Murphy, Linus Hillborg
album: "viagr aboys" (2025)
Viagra Boys - viagr aboys album cover
Therapy
(Bonus Track)
Therapy II
(Deluxe Edition Bonus Track)
Middleage(d) Humanoid
(Deluxe Edition Bonus Track)
Watching You
(Deluxe Edition Bonus Track)
Cumboy
(Deluxe Edition Bonus Track)
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