"Waterboy" lyrics

Remember that dude?
Remember that dude, who looked like a raisin
Dressed up to go to a party?
Okay
Okay
Alright

Look at me
It's ten degrees
And I'm outside harvesting clams
Congratulations on your new job
You fucking rat
This ain't what you want

Chicken water filled in your cup
Slept three days, now I'm up
Steal a bike, make a couple bucks
Called the dude
Said, "Let's meet up"
Let's meet up

Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this you won't live long

You get high on nostalgia
You should get checked for chlamydia
A big TV
Small couch
Need more liquids in your mouth
All dried up like a fucking prune
Or like a raisin dude
Remember that dude?
Remember that dude?
All dressed up like, you know, like er wait

Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this you won't live long
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this you won't live long

Okay
Alright
Okay

You need money for a hamburger
Drink your beer room-temperature
Nodding off on pain killers
Lost your girl, you're still texting her

Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this you won't live long
Spend all day at the nail salon
Living like this you won't live long