"The Sexy Data Tango (BiTrektual Version)" lyrics

If, while you're out in space, love
You're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love
That fat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data
He became her sexual pet

'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His Defiant, with its thrusters, will explode in your wormhole
And he'll rub his trusty spangler wrench on your warpcore manifold
His multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
And cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit

So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He gently massages your gel packs
While he replicates some lube
Then he thrusts his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles, to make room for his craft
As he docks his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft

So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

His pelvis: a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals, in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured
He will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze

If you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct

He's fully functional... and ripped for your pleasure...
and anatomically correct!