"The Toilet Song" lyrics

Can you take the toilet challenge?
Can you sit on the toilet for this whole song?
And at the end, you can press the button to flush
How does that sound?

First, are you sitting on the toilet?
Oh, great, are you ready?
Okay, here we go

Are you sitting on the toilet?
See what you can do
Now you're sitting on the toilet
You can do a wee or a poo
Now try it, do you feel it coming?
Any luck? Oh, that's okay
Let's try it again

We're halfway through the toilet challenge
You're like a prince or a princess on a throne
Can you feel anything coming soon?
Good luck

Okay, let's try it again
Are you ready?
Here we go

When you sit on the toilet
You're like a prince or a princess on a throne
When you sit on the toilet
You can do a wee or a poo on your own

You did it
You sat there for the whole song
And now it's clean up time
Now you can press the button
And flush the toilet after the count of three
Are you ready?
One, two, three
Flush
Yippee