"Every Bottle (Is My Boyfriend)" lyrics

Catch me at the bar with a lid on my lips
I'll make a good show for you, no script
Ending in a house 'round 6am
What a beautiful pic of no one's friend
I'll wanna know, would you message me
When you get home sound? But I'll forget to read
I think about a joke that didn't land
I'm never gonna sleep again

I got a wet drink, I got the driest of gabs
I got a debit card that isn't gonna get me a cab
I'm gonna act like no one's gonna talk about me in the morning
And they won't

Every bottle is a boyfriend
That didn't work out (Didn't work out)
Every dance-off is a feeling
I could do without (Could do without)
Every barman is my best friend
'Til he's kicking me out
Every bottle is my boyfriend
And we're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out

Honky tonk girl of the G.A.A
With about the same glamour, half the game
I have to keep it up 'cause I'm a clown
And without the make-up, some proper noun
Now everything is harder than they said it'd be
No restraint has been of any use to me
I think about a joke that didn't land
I'll hear it at the very end

I got a wet drink, It's like a gun in my hand
I got a pain worth picking on with skinny tea ads
I wonder if anybody ever thinks about me in the morning
Guess they don't

Every bottle is a boyfriend
That didn't work out (Didn't work out)
Every dance-off is a feeling
I could do without (Could do without)
Every barman is my best friend
'Til he's kicking me out
Every bottle is my boyfriend
And we're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out, woo!

I got a wet drink, it's like a gun in my hand
But maybe I love drinking and just hate all the plans
That someone made in my name
I don't even wanna tap my potential
No I don't

Every bottle is a boyfriend
That didn't work out (Didn't work out)
Every dance-off is a feeling
I could do without (Could do without)
Every barman is my best friend
'Til he's kicking me out

Every bottle is a boyfriend
That didn't work out (Didn't work out)
Every dance-off is a feeling
I could do without (Could do without)
Every barman is my best friend
'Til he's kicking me out
Every bottle is my boyfriend
And we're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out

We're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out
We're going out