"No More Virgos" lyrics

Don't look at me like that through your handlebar
I can handle lots, bar this
A walkin' Insta ad for a broken heart
I could fall apart from one kiss
I had to make a deal with myself
I've been doing so well
(You shoulda seen it, oh the guys she's been with)
And if I slip up now my friends will send me to hell
(No hesitation, send her to hell)

No more Virgos
No more little September boys
Buy me Waitrose
Give me just enough to keep me nice
I know you like me and I like your taste
I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth so...
No more Virgos
No more Virgos

Sipping on a drink that you bought for me
And I'm losing steam, oh no
My mental health is banking on my chastity
And you're bad for me, although
I only made that deal with myself
And you're treating me well
(No don't you do it, baby, please push through it)
But if the girls find out, they'll crack me like a liberty bell
(We always know, you oughta go)

No more Virgos
No more little September boys
Buy me Waitrose
Give me just enough to keep me nice
I know you like me and I like your taste
I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth so...
No more Virgos
No more Virgos
No more Virgos
No more Virgos

It's time for you to listen to someone else
If you're ever gonna learn how to trust yourself
You make every excuse for any boy
So we're captaining the ship, baby girl ahoy

We never really asked much of you, girl
But we can't be a part of any more hurt

No more Virgos
No more little September boys
Buy me Waitrose
Give me just enough to keep me nice
I know you like me and I like your taste
I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth so...
No more Virgos
No more Virgos
No more Virgos
No more Virgos

I know you like me and I like your taste
I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth so...
No more Virgos
No more Virgos