"No More Virgos (Country Version)" lyrics

Don't look at me like that through your handlebar
I can handle lots, bar this
A walkin' Insta ad for a broken heart
I could fall apart from one kiss

I had to make a deal with myself, I've been doin' so well
But if I slip up now, my friends will send me to hell

No more Virgos
No more little September boys
Buy me Waitrose
Give me just enough to keep me nice
I know you like me and I like your taste
I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth, so
No more Virgos
No more Virgos

Sippin' on a drink that you bought for me
And I'm losin' steam, oh no
My mental health is bankin' on my chastity
And you're bad for me, although

I only made that deal with myself and you're treatin' me well
But if the girls find out, they'll crack me like a liberty bell

No more Virgos
No more little September boys
Buy me Waitrose
Give me just enough to keep me nice
I know you like me and I like your taste
I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth, so
No more Virgos
No more Virgos
No more Virgos
No more Virgos

It's time for you to listen to someone else
If you're ever gonna learn how to trust yourself
You make every excuse for any boy
So we're captainin' the ship, baby girl, ahoy
Oh, we never really asked much of you, girl
But we can't be a part of any more hurt, oh

No more Virgos
No more little September boys
Buy me Waitrose
Give me just enough to keep me nice
I know you like me and I like your taste
I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth, so
No more Virgos
No more Virgos
No more Virgos
No more Virgos

I know you like me and I like your taste
I've had nine lives, I'm on my eighth, so
No more Virgos
No more Virgos