"Geography Teacher (Rock 'n' Roll Version)" lyrics

I feel so rock 'n' roll, but I look like a secondary geography teacher
And carry myself like a delicatessen ham, oh
Love was my religion, now I'm a passionate non-believer
I hate how nothin' ever goes to plan, woah-ooh

I feel so Anna Karina, but my body is behind the camera
I've dreamt about being thin in another's hands, oh
My life as the Mona Lisa's turned to a wastepaper game of hangman
I hate how nothin' ever goes to plan, woah-ooh

I feel so up and down about my position as a planet person
I wanna move far away from all I know
My life isn't addin' up to what my abacus is clearly showin'
I hate how nothin' ever goes to plan

But I can't be too bitter, I've been makin' friends
With the lady I saw in the camera lens
Who everybody thinks of, everybody likes, ooh
But I can't be too bitter, I've been makin' friends
With the lady I saw in the camera lens
Who told me I was special, told me like a lie
I'm a let-down girl and the reason why is 'cause

I feel so rock 'n' roll, but I look like a secondary geography teacher
And carry myself like a delicatessen ham, oh
Love was my religion, now I'm a passionate non-believer
I hate how nothin' ever goes to plan, woah-ooh
I hate how nothin' ever goes to plan, woah, no, no, no, no
I hate how nothin' ever goes to plan, ooh