"worcestershire" lyrics

I'm not gonna do that, I'm not gonna do it
Seriously, don't make me do it

I've never really liked the taste of weed
I've never run a marathon or even down the street
I've never bought a pack of cigarettes
But I always seem to find 'em when I'm feeling mad depressed
I've never bought a ticket for the lottery
I've never said Worcestershire properly
I've never even had a summer fling
Oh, and one more thing

I've never fucking felt this good, ooh
I've never fucking felt this good, ooh
I can't even tell you why, but I've
Never fucking felt this good, mhm

(I've never had, I've never done)

I've never done mushrooms
That's some cool shit, but I'd like to
I was the goody-good kid back in high school
I kept my head down, I guess I came around
I've never had biscotti or did karate
But I'd probably kick some ass
Oh no, wait, wait, wait, wait, I gotta go potty

I've never fucking felt this good, ooh
I've never fucking felt this good, ooh
I can't even tell you why, but I've
Never fucking felt this good, mhm