"Another Night Like That" lyrics

Muddy as a mussel this morning
Me and all my rowdy friends
Sittin' here, watchin' a wrecker
Fishin' out my poor S-10
Lookin' like a tramp in the gutter
I'll be walking to the laundry mat
I said I'd walk all day for another night like that

Maria showed up around sundown
Braggin' on her LSD
She put it on a bunch of bananas
Said they made it for a monkey like me
Saw myself out on the water
I was dancin' with a big blue cat
I said I'd dance all day for another night like that

Another night leapin' over the fire
Fanning the flames up higher and higher
You better plant your tires, there's a roadblock over the flat

When Billy started readin' the good book
I knew it wouldn't take too long
'Til Billy went lookin' for Jesus
Heard him roarin' like old King Kong
Mellowed like a monk on a mountain
Found him floatin' in his cowboy hat
Said he'd float all day for another night like that

Another night crawlin' over the coals
Ridin' the wind wherever it blows
I'll take me one more dose and I think we'll leave it at that

Well, Maggie made off with Sheila
And Sheila left Jim alone
So he took a little bit of tequila
Hurried off with Bonnie Sloane
Bonnie don't mind the middle
She's a player when she's at bat
Said she'd swing all day for another night like that
Said she'd swing all day for another night like that