"Redneck Mess" lyrics

I'm runnin' one headlight on this Tennessee night
Comin' down around the bingo hall
I've got a cooler in the bed, A couple deer sheds
And a chainsaw
Man I welt my wheels hopping these hills
But someday when I'm sitting good
I'm gonna buy this whole mountain and move it out to Hollywood

Stomp around it like a redneck mess
All the way to the grave hell yes
Rough and ragged like my old red truck
I make it home on some redneck luck
I do my dancing in a redneck suit
Cutoff flannel and my ole' brown boots
It ain't no more, it ain't no less
I guess I'm just a redneck mess

Well I was swimmin' last week in pool and dive creek
Floatin' over at the Pidgeon Pour
When I spotted big Jane, a Friday night flame
On the dance floor
She had that little dress on
And it didn't take long
Before she threw it out and reeled me in
Well I woke up on her back porch tied up to the gate again

Twist and turnin' like a redneck mess
All the way to the grave hell yes
Rough and ragged like my old red truck
Just gettin' by on some redneck luck
I do my dancing in a redneck suit
Cutoff flannel and my ole' brown boots
It ain't no more, it ain't no less
I guess I'm just a redneck mess

Now welcome back home to my Tennessee throne
It's a diamond in the briars and brush
That mower won't start
She runs in my heart like my first crush
Yeah I remember her well, that Ailene bell
She was sweeter than the mountain dew
I think I'll pour her one out here and light a little tire or two

Keep it burnin' it like a redneck mess
All the way to the grave hell yes
Rough and ragged like my old red truck
All I need is some redneck luck
I do my dancing in a redneck suit
Cutoff flannel and my ole' brown boots
It ain't no more, it ain't no less
I guess I'm just a redneck mess
It ain't no more, it ain't no less
I guess I'm just a redneck mess