"エビチャーハン! QUAVER VERSION (it's actually reasonable that a twelve year old would be able to fry this rice)" lyrics

This is a certified shrimp!

エビチャーハン~ エビチャーハン~
エビチャーハン~
(To the beat, y'all!)
エビチャーハン~ エビチャーハン~ (Bring the noise!)
エビチャーハン~ (Go!)
(You got this!)
(じゃ!)

I cook my dinners for an audience
At least that's what I'd like to do
Lately it's me and my irrelevance
Garnished with hopeless love for you

I cut these onions 'til I cry
Sear my heart on every side
Golden brown and lightly fried
I just don't know what I'm to do
With this meal I made for two...
Unless I cook for you!

I made a home-cooked meal full of everything I feel
And I send my love through the searing stainless steel
I hope you feel the heat, 'cause you're everything to me
Have this shrimp fried rice
No more talking, lets just eat!
(Go!)

エビチャーハン~ エビチャーハン~
エビチャーハン~
(Reheat that!)
エビチャーハン~ エビチャーハン~
エビチャーハン~
(じゃ!)

You cook your dinners with no elegance (Do you?)
Nothing pretty, just some food (Okay~!)
That might be why you're such a pessimist (Pessimist...)
Every day its plain white rice and chicken breast with protein powder, it's PETULANT!

Sous vide it slowly for a day
While the lonely hours away
Watch those colors turn to grey (So gray)
Wouldn't your dinner feel complete
With some savory and sweet? (Hehehe~)
Just come and cook with me!

I made a home-cooked meal full of everything I feel
And I send my love through the searing stainless steel
I hope you come and eat, 'cause it's such a tasty treat
Have this shrimp fried rice
Grab a plate and take a seat! (Whee! A seat!)

エビチャーハン~ エビチャーハン~ (Dig in! Y'know you want to!)
エビチャーハン~ (Come eat with me!)
(To the beat y'all!)
エビチャーハン~ エビチャーハン~ (It's delicious! Nutritious!)
(Bring the noise!)
エビチャーハン~
(Let's go! One, two, three! Uh huh!)

You're telling me a shrimp fried this? Not her fault, she's gonna grow to heights twice this
Bite in a delicious fish dish mixed with some minced rinsed bits of shallots and citrus
Ask her what the order be, she say D-E-C-A-P-O-D-A
Tiny guys fried up
Cheese grate on it
With the recipe tossed out as they're tossin' (It's great!)
Restate, repeat
Find her cooking beachside, heat high
Salted butter melted
She plates another dish by the sea shore (Go!)
As she sells fried rice by the each brined shellfish

I made a home-cooked meal full of everything I feel
And I send my love through the searing stainless steel (Searing stainless steel!)
I hope you feel the heat, 'cause you're everything to me
Have this shrimp fried rice
No more talking, lets just eat!
(Go!)

エビチャーハン~ エビチャーハン~
エビチャーハン~ (hehehe~)
(Reheat that!)
エビチャーハン~ エビチャーハン~ (Uh huh!)
エビチャーハン~ (Yummy yummy yummy!)
(じゃ!)

(I don't give a fuck)