"Cheef And Cortana" lyrics

This song is dedicated to one of the most touch and bizarre love stories in video game history
Nothing can come between these two

His name is John, and he only wants to
Be reunited with a special someone
He's lost without her, she's like him mamma
The kind of girl there is only one of
Her name's Cortana
Yeah, yeah
Her name's Cortana
Woah, oh-oh-oh

In Halo 1, she was kind of awkward
But Chief didn't care 'cause he knew that he loved her
And then in the next game, the graphics stepped up
She looked much better, and gave her a great butt
And then in Halo 3, Master Chief lost her
And then when he found her, she was even hotter
Man, he wants her, too bad she's not taller
But that doesn't matter, she's always gonna
Be his Cortana

This is the love song of Master Chief and Cortana (Chief and Cortana)
Too bad that they never boned, because it would've been awesome
Yeah

I don't know about you, John
But that's the finest piece of CGI ass I've ever seen

You know they fought together over the years
And every single game has brought me to tears, because
I don't know if they'll ever find peace
A humble little villa on Last Resort Beach, yeah

This is the love song of John and his AI partner
I feel weird checking her out, but it's so hard not to

She talks so sexily, Chief is in ecstasy
He would give anything to be with her sexually
He is her savior, no one can stop Master Chief
He'll slay the Covenant, and he'll do it messily
All that he cares for is her protection
Even if she gives him frequent erections
And he says it's just the design on his armor
But it's really 'cause of Cortana
Yeah, yeah
It's really 'cause of Cortana
Woah
His boner is from Cortana

Master Chief
I know you love Cortana
You don't have to hide
'Cause it's you and Cortana