"Welcome To Dead Island" lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the deluxe vacation package
Who can you trust more
Than a sleazy tour guide with an obscure accent?
Uh

Everybody, let's have a ball
We got a lot of zombies, let's kill them all! (Ha!)
Doesn't matter if your in the mood
If you don't follow me, you'll be zombie food (Oh!)
Smashing brains and crunching skulls
You know you'll have a good time when you're on Dead Island
Bloody stains and rotten guts
When you've killed a lot of zombies, you'll be smilin'
There might be tall, short, small or fat ones
'Cause we got all the zombies on Dead Island
Once you've killed some, then you'll have fun
But don't take my word, come and try it

Zombies are hungry, they'll chase you fast
They want to eat your whole body, even your ass
Be careful with your weapons, 'cause they won't last
Now everybody stand up and do the zombie dance
You gotta bash 'em to the left
And then you bash 'em to the right
And then you bash 'em to the left
And then you bash 'em to the right! (Hahaha!)

Hold your nose, 'cause here we go
You know it smells like a butthole on Dead Island
Hordes of corpses decomposing
They'll eat your testicles, and I'm not lying
This is a zombie's paradise
If you're trying to relax, I'd go Hawaiian
You chose the wrong time to vacation
On the wrong island, but oh well

Do the zombie, do-do the zombie
Do the zombie, do the zombie now
Do the zombie, do-do the zombie
Do the zombie, do the zombie now
Do-do-do— No-no-no-n-n-n-n-no! No! No! No! No—