"I'm A G In Codmod3" lyrics

"I'm A G In Codmod3"

What's good, my shizzle dawgs?
COD homies, stand up
Well, don't literally stand up, just, uh
Let's go

I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Your dick's an MP5, mines and M16
And even though I drop Mortars and EMPs
I know that Microsoft Points don't grow on trees (No)
When I play it, I'm in ecstasy
And I'll be locked up in my room until the end of the week
My mom'll probably kick my ass out on the street
But that's not until I drop my balls in her iced tea

MW3, this game is the tits
I play it 24/7, even when I take shits
I don't need to get prestieged, because I'm always equipped
Brought some tampons from Battlefield, 'cause it's a bitch (Oh)
My AC-130 will make you quit
Is the Juggernaut a problem? Because I am it
I don't need to go school, I make a living from this
I'm Skullkruncher with a K, 'cause I can't spell shit (Duh)
New Call of Duty, same routine
I'll be crunching all the skulls on the enemy team
Every since I got a Game Boy, I've been a freak
'Cause I was talkin' trash before I even knew how to read
I'll be 80/10 by Friday at least
Don't be frontin' online, I'm the lord of the geeks
When I'm not calling Choppers or UAVs
I just talk about how much I hated Halo: Reach

Yo, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Yo, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Yo, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
My Clan Tag always has to reference weed
'Cause I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Yes, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Yo, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
You're probably one of us if you hog Killfeeds

I felt the need to write Frostbite a letter
"Please send me a check, 'cause Modern Warfare is better
When I made that rap about Battlefield, I was kidding
And Charlie Sheen would agree that Call of Duty is winning"
I love all my Killstreaks, from one to eleven
The only thing I ever failed were button-mashing lessons
Now if you'll please excuse the pun in the following words
And let me drop a couple bombs in the [?] verse

Got my AK-47, wanna get messy up close?
Spray my load like a volcano, Red Dot Sight on ya dome
Get my Barret .50cal, fast as shit with quick-scopes
Are you smart enough to quit? Probably not, 'cause you blow
Now I got my M16, get off your ass, lazy chode
Put my SPAS down your throat, now my pizza's gone cold
Got no time to pee, sorry, mom, laundry
What's the weather like, down at the bottom of the lobby?

Sometimes, people wonder how I mover so fast
Sometimes, people cry whenever I talk trash
Sometimes, people think I might be high on crack
Doesn't matter, I'm the greatest ever, that's a fact
Modern Warfare 3, I feel so good
I'm addicted and I'm not doin' what I should
Locked away in my room, and my brain is cooked
Blood-drunk off Gamerscore, life is good

Yo, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Yo, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Yo, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Fuck the bathroom, no time to pee
'Cause I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Yes, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
Yo, I'm a G in COD: MOD 3
I'm always up all night, daytime's for sleep

I'm the guy who makes angry gamers sign offline
I'm the reason parents get their kids to bed on time
MW3 is worth every dime
I don't care if you say that I don't have a life
People claim I use hacks, but they're just butthurt
Don't be sad if you lost 'cause you're not the first (Nerd)
I think it's time for you to leave this game
You might be better off playin' Campaign (Lame)
I'm so glad I have the new Killstreak
And final KillCams to show you why you're losing to me
The clicking of Hit Marker is a sound which is so sweet
But nothing beats headshots, click-clack, ba-ching
So if you love hogging those Killfeeds
And if you piss everyone off when you get high kill-streaks
And if drop-shotting is your favorite strategy
Pop out your Xbox trays and put in COD: MOD 3

If you're a G in COD: MOD 3
If you're a G in COD: MOD 3
If you're a G in COD: MOD 3
Then you raid the fridge every time you're respawning
If you're a G in COD: MOD 3
If you're a G in COD: MOD 3
If you're a G (Like me) in COD: MOD 3
Then put your mics in and trash talk the other team

Yeah, take that, bitch
Click-clackin' and T-baggin', that's what I do
N-no mom, I'm— I was just kidding, I'm talkin' to Johnny next door
I s— Mom— Mom, I s— Mom, I swear I'm not tr— I'm not trash talk— No, mom
Mom, you can't take away Xbox privileges
Mom! Mom! No!


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