"Road Rage" lyrics
The last motherfucker who cut me off
Got his ass obliterated when I rear-ended his car (Bam!)
No matter what you do, you're gonna be wrong
I'd fuck you up if you forgot to put your blinker on (What?)
Head-on collision, thrusters a-blazin'
Hittin' you like a hurricane, get out of the way, kid
I'll waste you in every single Wasteland race
Have some Preparation H in case your butt crack chafes (Oh!)
I'm an Ark Survivor, mutant fighter
I got a stylish crossbow, called the Striker
You like hidin' in caves, you have a vagina
I could smoke you now if I had a lighter (Oh!)
If you're drivin' by my side, you will hear me screamin' every single profanity into your ear
I'm like a pent-up homicidal psycho riding your rear
I don't drink Haterade, I chug Hater Beer (Cheer!)
Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck your clan up
Don't touch me or I'll rip your hand off
Don't step on me, I'll break your leg
Run you down in my Dune Buggy, leavin' blood in the sand, uh
Ain't a single person I don't hate (Nope)
So when I'm on the road, no one's safe (Oh)
After this race, you won't have a face
Knock folks off of the track, 'cause I got road rage
Scorchers, Jackals, Ghosts, and Gearheads
I don't care if they scream, no one will hear it
My only friend is the road that I ride
Anybody who comes across me will probably die (Yep)
Don't give a fuck where your clan is from
I just love kickin' asses, so I hope you all have a bum, uh
Gatling guns, yo, my car's got [?]
I hope you don't mind spendin' time down on your knees, because
You gotta submit [?]
I'm more experienced than anyone in Tokyo Drift, bitch
You can't go slow in the fast lane
I whip out my gats, aim, and pull you back into last place
You don't wanna put me to the test
You'll get stranded in the desert, drivin' a car full of dents, uh
RAGE is the shit, it's an FPS, plus an RPG, this shit is sweeter than breasts (Yes!)
Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck your clan up
Don't touch me or I'll rip your hand off
Don't step on me, I'll break your leg
Run you down in my Dune Buggy, leavin' blood in the sand, uh
Ain't a single person I don't hate (Nope)
So when I'm on the road, no one's safe (Oh)
After this race, you won't have a face
Knock folks off of the track, 'cause I got road rage
Go to hell, we don't need no seat belts
Go to hell, we don't need no seat belts
Go to hell, we don't need no seat belts
Go to hell, we don't need no seat belts
And I know what you're thinkin' now
"This guy is mentally unstable, what's he screamin' about?"
I'm only a freak when I'm on the streets
Even when I travel by foot, I'm crazy at the [?]
I'm huckin' Wingsticks like boomerangs
[?] cannons and RC cars, fuck grenades
Hey, you wanna tango? I've got all day
I though your mommy told you to avoid road rage
Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck your clan up
Don't touch me or I'll rip your hand off
Don't step on me, I'll break your leg
Run you down in my Dune Buggy, leavin' blood in the sand, uh
Ain't a single person I don't hate (Nope)
So when I'm on the road, no one's safe (Oh)
After this race, you won't have a face
Knock folks off of the track, 'cause I got road rage
Got his ass obliterated when I rear-ended his car (Bam!)
No matter what you do, you're gonna be wrong
I'd fuck you up if you forgot to put your blinker on (What?)
Head-on collision, thrusters a-blazin'
Hittin' you like a hurricane, get out of the way, kid
I'll waste you in every single Wasteland race
Have some Preparation H in case your butt crack chafes (Oh!)
I'm an Ark Survivor, mutant fighter
I got a stylish crossbow, called the Striker
You like hidin' in caves, you have a vagina
I could smoke you now if I had a lighter (Oh!)
If you're drivin' by my side, you will hear me screamin' every single profanity into your ear
I'm like a pent-up homicidal psycho riding your rear
I don't drink Haterade, I chug Hater Beer (Cheer!)
Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck your clan up
Don't touch me or I'll rip your hand off
Don't step on me, I'll break your leg
Run you down in my Dune Buggy, leavin' blood in the sand, uh
Ain't a single person I don't hate (Nope)
So when I'm on the road, no one's safe (Oh)
After this race, you won't have a face
Knock folks off of the track, 'cause I got road rage
Scorchers, Jackals, Ghosts, and Gearheads
I don't care if they scream, no one will hear it
My only friend is the road that I ride
Anybody who comes across me will probably die (Yep)
Don't give a fuck where your clan is from
I just love kickin' asses, so I hope you all have a bum, uh
Gatling guns, yo, my car's got [?]
I hope you don't mind spendin' time down on your knees, because
You gotta submit [?]
I'm more experienced than anyone in Tokyo Drift, bitch
You can't go slow in the fast lane
I whip out my gats, aim, and pull you back into last place
You don't wanna put me to the test
You'll get stranded in the desert, drivin' a car full of dents, uh
RAGE is the shit, it's an FPS, plus an RPG, this shit is sweeter than breasts (Yes!)
Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck your clan up
Don't touch me or I'll rip your hand off
Don't step on me, I'll break your leg
Run you down in my Dune Buggy, leavin' blood in the sand, uh
Ain't a single person I don't hate (Nope)
So when I'm on the road, no one's safe (Oh)
After this race, you won't have a face
Knock folks off of the track, 'cause I got road rage
Go to hell, we don't need no seat belts
Go to hell, we don't need no seat belts
Go to hell, we don't need no seat belts
Go to hell, we don't need no seat belts
And I know what you're thinkin' now
"This guy is mentally unstable, what's he screamin' about?"
I'm only a freak when I'm on the streets
Even when I travel by foot, I'm crazy at the [?]
I'm huckin' Wingsticks like boomerangs
[?] cannons and RC cars, fuck grenades
Hey, you wanna tango? I've got all day
I though your mommy told you to avoid road rage
Don't fuck with me, I'll fuck your clan up
Don't touch me or I'll rip your hand off
Don't step on me, I'll break your leg
Run you down in my Dune Buggy, leavin' blood in the sand, uh
Ain't a single person I don't hate (Nope)
So when I'm on the road, no one's safe (Oh)
After this race, you won't have a face
Knock folks off of the track, 'cause I got road rage
