"Mrs. Florida" lyrics

[Ron:]
Alright, here goes nothing: my bank's opening
A branch in Florida, so let's move down
Where no more winter storms will snow you
And South Beach'll feel like your hometown
'Cause everybody there will know you
Marry me

[Jackie:]
Just goes to show, if you don't stop, then it can happen fast
A rich and handsome prince who'll end that ticking sound at last
I've found the answer to my search, it seems

[Ron:]
Well, what do you say?

[Jackie:]
I say "Florida, here we come!"
Time to go get me
Those caviar dreams!

[Pageant host:]
Welcome to the Mrs. Florida Pageant, 1993! America's only beauty contest for the married woman

Even married women can be beautiful
If you take care to keep that figure trim
Yes, even after childbirth
'Specially if it was a mild birth
Your glamor may only slightly dim

[Ensemble:]
You've honored your mascara
So come get your tiara, Mrs. Florida

[Pageant host:]
Our new beauty queen

[Ensemble:]
Ah-ah-ah-ah

[Pageant host (Ensemble):]
(You're Mrs. Florida)
Our new beauty queen!