"Trust Me" lyrics

[David:]
You got four dogs and a baby
You're a terrible cook
And you live way, way too far away
Even for a quick commute by 'copter

[Jackie:]
Are you breaking up with me?

[David:]
Not exactly—
Gotta hire us a nanny
Gotta find us a chef
Fence the yard in where the dogs can play
And the kid, I guess I should adopt her

[Jackie:]
You would adopt Victoria?

[David:]
Well, you're a package deal, aren't you?
An offer from the Timeshare King, exclusively for you
And now there's only one small thing you're gonna have to do:

Trust me
You gotta learn to trust me
I'm who you turn to when you need someone you can rely on
A boulder to stand on, a shoulder to cry on

Trust me
Baby, you've got to trust me
No reason not to
I know you've known guys who lied with a kiss
But they're ancient history
If you just will trust me

Trust me, now and for always
Trust me, in big and small ways
By now you should know what you signed up for
A true lifetime warranty
And I know I must give you stardust
Baby, trust me