"Show 'em You're The Queen" lyrics
(feat. Original Broadway Cast of The Queen Of Versailles)
(from "The Queen Of Versailles" soundtrack)
Now, we all need to pitch in for the big Christmas sale if we're gonna save Versailles
We've got to have a really big week
So even though we're selling stuff at a bargain price
If we're really aiming to move some merchandise
It's gotta have to have that certain sheen
If they think you're rich, they'll love it
So if you want folks to covet what you've got
You've got to show 'em you're the Queen!
The Russian Tsar had all these little faberge eggs
He would show off as a priceless prize
Well now, you can have your own faberge-style eggs
And ours come in supersize
And these tiny golden watch keys, these other golden tchotchkes
This lovely Shepherd figurine
The best stocking-stuffers you've ever seen
Because that's how you show 'em you're the queen
But wait, there's more:
This here's the giant Genie lamp from the Aladdin Hotel
Well, now it can be yours to keep
And your man who'll want a throne, this was Saddam Hussein's
For some reason, we got it cheap
And think how they'll be staring when people see you wearing
This [?] dyed tangerine
I'm even throwing in this freaky [?] shockers
That's how you show 'em you're the Queen
Just like QVC, we've got:
A comfy satin sheet and these embroidered pillowcases
And from some castle somewhere, we have fancy fireplaces
For light, a crystal chandelier, a golden candelabra
And for your wall, a ram's head, though it is a bit macabre
It is a bit macabre!
Your kids'll love this wooden zebra — isn't it a charmer? (And?)
Your husband will be thrilled with his medieval suit of armor (And?)
And here's some proper pants for when you're cooking up some gnocchi (And?)
Your party's this machine because we all love karaoke (We love karaoke)
And finally, for the family that's really wanting more
We're even selling this complete Godiva chocolate store
There's so much you can't live without, that there is no doubt of
Like book a giant birthday cake that someone can jump out of
Who wouldn't want to own their own cake they can jump out of?
So...
Come to the Siegel thrift mart store
Where you can never buy enough
Never enough!
'Cause really, what is Christmas for?
For getting lots and lots of stuff
Just look at all this stuff!
Now you get to redo your life and live like we do
Your neighbors will be turning green
'Cause we live in a nation that admires ostentation (Ooh...)
They will call you gumption for conspicuous consumption (Ooh...)
There's nothing that we value more than wealth past just obscene (Just obscene)
So shoppers, that's how you show 'em (Show 'em)
Away you'll blow 'em (Blow 'em)
Now you can show them you're
The Queen!
('Cause Christmas, it can be a thing to live a little like a King and show 'em you're the Queen!)
We've got to have a really big week
So even though we're selling stuff at a bargain price
If we're really aiming to move some merchandise
It's gotta have to have that certain sheen
If they think you're rich, they'll love it
So if you want folks to covet what you've got
You've got to show 'em you're the Queen!
The Russian Tsar had all these little faberge eggs
He would show off as a priceless prize
Well now, you can have your own faberge-style eggs
And ours come in supersize
And these tiny golden watch keys, these other golden tchotchkes
This lovely Shepherd figurine
The best stocking-stuffers you've ever seen
Because that's how you show 'em you're the queen
But wait, there's more:
This here's the giant Genie lamp from the Aladdin Hotel
Well, now it can be yours to keep
And your man who'll want a throne, this was Saddam Hussein's
For some reason, we got it cheap
And think how they'll be staring when people see you wearing
This [?] dyed tangerine
I'm even throwing in this freaky [?] shockers
That's how you show 'em you're the Queen
Just like QVC, we've got:
A comfy satin sheet and these embroidered pillowcases
And from some castle somewhere, we have fancy fireplaces
For light, a crystal chandelier, a golden candelabra
And for your wall, a ram's head, though it is a bit macabre
It is a bit macabre!
Your kids'll love this wooden zebra — isn't it a charmer? (And?)
Your husband will be thrilled with his medieval suit of armor (And?)
And here's some proper pants for when you're cooking up some gnocchi (And?)
Your party's this machine because we all love karaoke (We love karaoke)
And finally, for the family that's really wanting more
We're even selling this complete Godiva chocolate store
There's so much you can't live without, that there is no doubt of
Like book a giant birthday cake that someone can jump out of
Who wouldn't want to own their own cake they can jump out of?
So...
Come to the Siegel thrift mart store
Where you can never buy enough
Never enough!
'Cause really, what is Christmas for?
For getting lots and lots of stuff
Just look at all this stuff!
Now you get to redo your life and live like we do
Your neighbors will be turning green
'Cause we live in a nation that admires ostentation (Ooh...)
They will call you gumption for conspicuous consumption (Ooh...)
There's nothing that we value more than wealth past just obscene (Just obscene)
So shoppers, that's how you show 'em (Show 'em)
Away you'll blow 'em (Blow 'em)
Now you can show them you're
The Queen!
('Cause Christmas, it can be a thing to live a little like a King and show 'em you're the Queen!)
