"Butt Dial" lyrics
She's tweetin' me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And callin' all my other girls "hoes"
You thought my love was gettin' back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial
It was just a butt dial
Popped up in your "Missed calls" list
You couldn't believe it, you thought I forgot you existed
Our love had drifted, I must have missed it
Why else would my calls have been comin' in so persistent?
You fantasise why I called you up
Maybe I saw sense, realized that I fucked it up
And want you back, how sweet is that?
But you were unaware
I had dialed your digits with my derrière
'Cause at 4 a.m., you were sound asleep
It takes the cheek that I would be dialing you with my bum cheeks
You thought I wanted a deep chat
Little did you know that
I'd hit your number with my butt crack
I hate to tell you through song
But this asshole's been leading you on
But this asshole's been leading you on
She's tweetin' me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And callin' all my other girls "hoes"
You thought my love was gettin' back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial
It was just a butt dial
Baby girl, here's the thing
If you're like most other girls, you'll expect a ring
And you got one
But not the sort that you thought you'd be getting
Sorry if my tone's upsetting
Do you get it? I said "tone" like a ringtone
I guess we were engaged, in a way
Meaning my butt to your mobile phone
It don't know how to quit
I bet that you think that my butt is full of— (Shh)
And it is
'Cause it's a butt, ha
She's tweetin' me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And callin' all my other girls "hoes"
You thought my love was gettin' back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial
It was just a butt dial
You and my butt could get married
And little butthole children you could be carrying
Girl, there's enough of me to go 'round
We'll live in a house in the countryside
You'll look after the kids
And my butt will provide for you, girl
In a stable job, like an accountant
Or a lawyer, or a doctor, or a dentist
She's tweetin' me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And callin' all my other girls "hoes"
We used to date, and those times were great
And you gave good head
But it was just a butt dial
It was just a butt dial
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And callin' all my other girls "hoes"
You thought my love was gettin' back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial
It was just a butt dial
Popped up in your "Missed calls" list
You couldn't believe it, you thought I forgot you existed
Our love had drifted, I must have missed it
Why else would my calls have been comin' in so persistent?
You fantasise why I called you up
Maybe I saw sense, realized that I fucked it up
And want you back, how sweet is that?
But you were unaware
I had dialed your digits with my derrière
'Cause at 4 a.m., you were sound asleep
It takes the cheek that I would be dialing you with my bum cheeks
You thought I wanted a deep chat
Little did you know that
I'd hit your number with my butt crack
I hate to tell you through song
But this asshole's been leading you on
But this asshole's been leading you on
She's tweetin' me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And callin' all my other girls "hoes"
You thought my love was gettin' back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial
It was just a butt dial
Baby girl, here's the thing
If you're like most other girls, you'll expect a ring
And you got one
But not the sort that you thought you'd be getting
Sorry if my tone's upsetting
Do you get it? I said "tone" like a ringtone
I guess we were engaged, in a way
Meaning my butt to your mobile phone
It don't know how to quit
I bet that you think that my butt is full of— (Shh)
And it is
'Cause it's a butt, ha
She's tweetin' me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And callin' all my other girls "hoes"
You thought my love was gettin' back in touch
When you missed my call
But it was just a butt dial
It was just a butt dial
You and my butt could get married
And little butthole children you could be carrying
Girl, there's enough of me to go 'round
We'll live in a house in the countryside
You'll look after the kids
And my butt will provide for you, girl
In a stable job, like an accountant
Or a lawyer, or a doctor, or a dentist
She's tweetin' me love hearts
And telling everyone she knows
Changed her relationship status
And callin' all my other girls "hoes"
We used to date, and those times were great
And you gave good head
But it was just a butt dial
It was just a butt dial
