"Clickbait" lyrics

Clickbait, clickbait (The collab of all collabs!)
Clickbait, clickbait (Daz Black! Midnight Beast!)
Clickbait, clickbait (Daz Black is thirsty!)
Clickbait, clickbait
Click—
How does it start?

How the hell did I get here?
Where the fuck did I come from?
Clicked the thumbnail that popped up:
"Justin Bieber-flavoured condom"
Some dumb motherfuckers, they are tellin' me stuff
That I don't wanna know
Nothing that's condom-related
What flavour would Justin have been?
Now I won't fucking know, shit
I've wasted an hour
Jackin' off to Zoella
Not trying to be fickle, I swear the thumbnail showed a nipple
But she's fully dressed in a Topshop dress she was paid to wear
It's my cross to bear
If I see a sick pic, I'ma click on there (There)
If I see a sick pic, I'ma click on there

Clickbait, clickbait
We shot a porno and almost died
Clickbait, clickbait
These glasses cured my colour blindness

Have you ever felt lied to before
By a YouTuber you adore?
The thumbnails look like they're gonna open some doors
But when you open them, it's not what you thought
You saw boobies in the thumbnail (Itty-bitty titties)
Hands down your pants, you're bound to fail (Oh)
You're waitin' for skin, but ten minutes in
You realize it's a video they ain't even in
You just been got, hook, line and sinker
Your whole expectations were based on a picture
They tricked ya
Versace, Versace, Versace, Versa— (Daz, Daz!)

Get back to the point, mate
Alright, sorry

It's just a way for them to be richer, but quicker
Gives me the fuel that I need for this rhyme to be sicker
I'm sick of the shit that they give ya

Your time is up, you better start runnin'
If I don't see no boobs, then I'm unsubbin'

Clickbait, clickbait
Nipple slips and killer clowns
Clickbait, clickbait
If you like this vid, I'll shout you out

Look kids, let me break it down
How I'm rippin' you off, flippin' you off, tickin' the box
And you're sat suckin' my cock, guzzlin' vlogs
Waitin' for a PointlessBlog to drop
But nothing ever really happens
But I spun it right, in the blink of an eye
You deleted five hours of your life
You deleted five weeks of your life?
You deleted five years of your life?!
Midnight Beast are jealous fads
Hit 'em with a double dab (Double dab)
Parents' money in the bank
Trillion from my daily wanks (Daily wanks)
I need your likes, so I like myself
Your attention is good for my mental health
So bend me over and fuck me twice
I'd do anything for my fans if the price is right

Clickbait, clickbait
My dog just died, I broke my leg
Clickbait, clickbait
I grew an arm out of my head
Clickbait, clickbait
How many babies can I kick?
Clickbait, clickbait
I caught a fish
With my dick, baby
Clickbait, clickbait
I almost died in an Uber car (One star)
Clickbait, clickbait
I got arrested at Coachella
Clickbait, clickbait
I bought a Lamborghini, because I'm rich as fuck
Clickbait, clickbait
Zoella threw her shit at me