"Send Nudes" lyrics

"Send Nudes"

Send nudes (Send nudes, send nudes)
I've waited up all night
And that's not right

Take down my number (Number, number)
Here it comes (Here it comes)
07772 333**1
Don't call me up, 'cause I'm not down to fuck
I just wanna fill my inbox with various kinds of dirty smut
I'm not even joking, take this as a reminder
This song was purely written for pictures of your girlfriend's vagina
I do this all the time-er, and I get paid for it
Became a millionaire, Kleenex gave me sponsorship

"Maybe you should call it quits!"
Fuckin' hypocrites
Flickin' Game of Thrones clips
Hopin' for a nipple slip
Queuein' all your favourite bits
Jackin' like a lunatic
Hands frozen in permanent cramped penis grip

I'm so fucking good at it
All the rest are counterfeit
Closed my PornHub membership
'Cause I've got tons of pics
Of tons of nips, on tons of tits
Right at my fingertips
One-handed relationships

Send nudes (Send nudes, send nudes)
Just a titty pic will do
I've waited up all night (All night)
And that's not right (That's not right)
Send nudes (Send nudes, send nudes)
I can send one back to you
I don't need a photo shoot (Photo shoot)
Just one or two
Send nudes, send nudes, send nudes

A tipple for nipple, the girlies love my committal
They got me dreamin' in pixels, I'm known to bust it in triples
Uno, dos, tres, enviar desnudos
My phone is blowin' up, Spanish gets me mad kudos

Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and lack of titty pics
Jacking over shoulders on a webcam with just any bitch
Now I got too many, bitch, playing with their itty-bits
If you don't believe me, check my Snapchat messages
I won't tell a lie
You'll probably find a couple dozen of your sister's behind
Your mother's behind, but yours, I can't find
Did you change your number?
If masturbation makes you go blind, I'm Stevie Wonder
Nah, I'm just playin'

For nudie pics, I'm prayin'
I'm putting every day in
My stamina's amazing
My neighbors are complaining
It takes some maintaining
My right arm is straining
But won't you just please

Send nudes (Send nudes, send nudes)
Just a titty pic will do
I've waited up all night (All night)
And that's not right (That's not right)
Send nudes (Send nudes, send nudes)
I can send one back to you
I don't need a photo shoot (Photo shoot)
Just one or two
Send nudes, send nudes, send nudes

For nudie pics, I'm prayin'
I'm putting every day in
My stamina's amazing
Nudes
My neighbours are complaining
My right arm is straining
But won't you just please send nudes?

I'm beggin' you for—
Nudes


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