"I Hate Myself" lyrics

I hate myself so much, I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much, saves you hatin' me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together, if that's cool with you

Wake up in the morning like, "Fuck it"
I guess another day can royally suck it
Low self-esteem, no esteem
Opposite of Charlie Sheen, with a bag of Charlie
Watching all his movie scenes he's been in
Apologize to women, 'fore they find out for themselves
I'm wetter than a toddler's bed linen
Swimmin' in feminine rejection
I'd dump me too if I saw my reflection
It's for attention, they tell me
And everybody hates me, so love me, please
Rap is full of self-promotion
You probably took this album back already
'Cause you thought that my rap was broken
But it's just my style
And many candy-floss pop stars are in denial
I don't mean the river
It's not okay to be lying on stage while thinking
"I hate myself"

I hate myself so much, I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much, saves you hatin' me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together, if that's cool with you

I'm a pavement pizza, it's great to meet ya
With your new boyfriend, I'm the old boyfriend
Remind me how I do it all the way again?
Press "Send" on a sex text to an ex
To my pre-ex-girlfriend, that was you
I never wanted to, but usually, I fuck it
If I was you, I'd hate me too, 'cause I do
That's kind of the theme of the song here
If you picked it up, then good for you
Don't patronize me
I got more hard wood than a baseball team
In my pants, where I'm stocking it
Bogged it up with a large tube sock in it
Met a girl called Rawinda, swiped her on Tinder
But she broke it off when I climbed through her winda
She called me a freak, I thought it was romantic
'Cause I saw it once on "Dawson's Creek"

I hate myself so much, I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much, saves you hatin' me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together, if that's cool with you

I am the best at being the worst to myself
I am the best at being the worst to myself
The worst, the worst, the worst, the worst
I do it better than anyone else

I hate myself so much, I'll hate me for you
I hate myself so much, saves you hatin' me too
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
Then we can hate me all together, if that's cool with you

I hate myself
(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate more than me)
I hate myself
(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate more than me)
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate more than me)
Then we can hate me all together, if that's cool with you
(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate more than me)
I hate myself so much, I'll hate me for you
(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate more than me)
I hate myself so much, saves you hatin' me too
(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate more than me)
But if you hate me as much as I already think you do
(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate more than me)
Then we can hate me all together, if that's cool with you
(Hate me, hate me, hate me, you can never hate more than me)