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"Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath"

Wide-eyed optimist
Looking for a sarcastic Sagittarius
Airplanes in your window
I don't want to break your confidence
Spying for a looksy
That blow mouth wrestling with the sound of happiness
I'll gladly not harbor your boats
Know that in a house of resentment nothing grows

This unlikely pair, this unlikeable prune
It's a cream puff wedding of two
Underachievers and Nancy boys are bound
Waiting on the weather
In the sleeping house
Where we're at arms length and at least two words apart

Catalog reaction
Pleasant inconsistancies
A Sally on your toes makes a better breakfast
I know where your sweets and scenery sleep
Those moving words dressing up
I've got a pretty good idea who I'm standing on
I'll gladly not borrow your voice, maybe a phrase or two

This unlikely pair, this unlikeable prune
It's a cream puff wedding of two
Underachievers and Nancy boys are bound
Waiting on the weather to settle down

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Writer(s): Barnes, Kevin

album: "The Early Four Track Recordings" (2006)

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Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap

Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap

Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub

(Instrumental)

Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particles On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue

Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading Material While On The Toilet

Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Growl

Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself

Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree

Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom

Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom

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