Of Montreal - Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap Lyrics

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"Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap"

If you want to be a good monster, don't swallow mine
It's all fine and dandy, this low betrayal, oh
You found friends to agree and understand
If you want to be a good monster, don't bother

Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet

You are a locked window, I can see in but can't get in
Locked in your room, until you've learned your lesson
I am a gift, which you refuse to open
If you want to be a good monster, open me

Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet

Mix bag, grab bag, pop the question
Have a ball runnin' wild between your spaghetti legs
Mix bag, grab bag, dirty pots
You'd best believe my love could fix the faucet

Chasing after honey, bet you found something
Why name me what I want if I am a gift
Just waiting to be opened, coming out of my shell
If I am a gift, why don't you open
Me?

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Writer(s): Barnes, Kevin

album: "The Early Four Track Recordings" (2006)

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Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap

Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap

Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub

(Instrumental)

Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particles On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue

Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading Material While On The Toilet

Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Growl

Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself

Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree

Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom

Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom

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