Of Montreal - Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home Lyrics

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"Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home"

I don't know
What is your gift to the world
Many handsome eyes opened up
Your little friend

Learning the names
Best not to count the big day
Jukebox sleepin helped me a lot
Your little friend

The telephone only let's me borrow
The comforts of your voice
Then it's you to enjoy
Let's make a pact
Allow me that dream

The telephone only let's me borrow
The comforts of your voice
Like we have a choice
Let's make a pact
Allow me the dream

Notes being played
How you care to the face
Add another gem to the world
No fireworks

Letter number 6001 on return
Dose off and let her quietly mosey on in

The telephone only let's me borrow
The comforts of your voice
Like we have a choice
Let's make a pact
Allow me the dream

The telephone only let's me borrow
The comforts of your voice
Then it's you to enjoy
Let's make a pact
Allow me the dream

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Writer(s): Barnes, Kevin

album: "The Early Four Track Recordings" (2006)

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Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap

Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap

Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub

(Instrumental)

Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particles On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue

Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading Material While On The Toilet

Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Growl

Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself

Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree

Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom

Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom

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