Of Montreal - Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub Lyrics

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"Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub"

Standing behind the counter
Making all kinds of mistakes
Woody Allen couldn't have made a funnier film than you
Standing there pushing, pushing
Winter off of autumn
Sweeping sunlight off the sidewalk
On the pavement in the park

Hiding behind my scarf
I'm making rude comments to myself
Playing that I'm Mr. Invisible
Nobody sees me
Leaning there saying, saying
I'm just another voice in an ocean of voices
Thankful

Happy mood swings softly
While you put in a half-day's work
I'm just waking up and shaking
The sleep out of my hair
Leaning there saying, saying
I don't want to take the time
To work things out, I'm so lazy
Thankful

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Writer(s): Kevin L Barnes, Of Montreal

album: "The Early Four Track Recordings" (2006)

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Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath

Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap

Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap

Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub

(Instrumental)

Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particles On Dustin Hoffman's Tongue

Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading Material While On The Toilet

Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub

Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Growl

Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself

Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree

Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom

Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom

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