"Pit Pontiff" lyrics

The Lord be with you
And with your spirit

I think I've had enough
Don't need 'em laughing at me
My songs are actually
Sophisticated and pioneering
Hold it down for Illinois
No doubt that I'm your boy
It's not just hardcore
This is an art form
It's what I'm born for
Bestow a mandate
It's all I ask for

Tell me what to do to get your blessing
Tell me how to get our band canonized
Tell me when the world will start taking us seriously

There's a non-zero chance that the Pope knows how to throw down
Pick your feet up, show the whole world that you know how
Make a new decree, validate the scene by proxy
Born and raised, Chicago-glazed
This is our town

If he's a White Sox fan
It'd be a fair assumption
Therefore he likes Fall Out Boy

Round up the suburban kids
House show at the Vatican
They'll never bother me again
Once they see you climbing heads
I'll bring the deep dish
You hit the mosh pit
It's a papal punk rock show

There's a non-zero chance that the Pope knows how to throw down
Pick your feet up, show the whole world that you know how
Make a new decree, validate the scene by proxy
Born and raised, Chicago-glazed
This is our town

The word of the Lord
Thanks be to God
Amen