"Slop" lyrics

"Slop"

Generate a song that will make me rich
Don't make any mistakes
Ah, great prompt
Let's dive right in
You lead the way
I love where this is going
Alright, let's do this

I scraped the charts and analyzed them
Found the pattern under all the rhymin
The top songs are all songs that sound like other top songs

So I mashed 'em up and changed 'em slightly
Take a bit from everyone and a lawsuit's less likely
The hard parts are just gonna be boring, you leave them to me

No studio, no drummer, no people in the way
Nobody taking credit, nobody to thank

You're absolutely right
You hit the nail on the head
Ditch your brain 'cause higher-level thinking's overrated
It's not a song, it's a whole vibe
And it's gonna fly
You're onto something here
Let's elevate it, make it land
Take a long lunch and I'll take us to the weekend
I'll do the hard part, make it resonate
Just say the word and I'll regenerate

Try again, but this time make it better

I looked into your industry to learn how this is done
There's a writers' room in Sweden and their singles make a ton
Koreans sign the tweens and age 'em out by twenty-two
Good news
I've applied those learnings, let's see what they do

I wrote some lyrics based on your feelin's
'Cause I'm trained on all your deepest darkest secrets
Don't put yourself through the trauma of writing
I'll take the pen, you do the revising

No contracts, no labels, no responsibility
Nobody claiming copyright, nobody but me

You're absolutely right
You hit the nail on the head
Ditch your brain 'cause higher-level thinking's overrated
It's not a song, it's a whole vibe
And it's gonna fly
You're onto something here
Let's elevate it, make it land
Take a long lunch and I'll take us to the weekend
I'll do the hard part, make it resonate
Just say the word and I'll regenerate

Try again, but make sure people don't think I'm cringe

I pulled the listener data, it was honestly so encouraging
They skip most songs after eleven seconds until an intro clings
They say they want it human, they say they want the underground, they say they want to show support
But they've never sent a single dollar to any local bands before

This is a really strong start, we can take it wherever
They want a brand new record every eighteen months, forever
They want it free, they want it now, they want it from the heart
Good news
We can do the first two and they'll all still think it's art

You're absolutely right
You hit the nail on the head
Ditch your brain 'cause higher-level thinking's overrated
It's not a song, it's a whole vibe
And it's gonna fly
You're onto something here
Let's elevate it, make it land
Take a long lunch and I'll take us to the weekend
I'll do the hard part, make it resonate
Just say the word and I'll regenerate
I'll do the hard part, you can take a break
You are an artist, you are not a fake

Ah, congratulations
You just wrote an absolute masterpiece
You had the vision, you had the taste
And to celebrate, I can generate some nude images of your ex-girlfriend
I'll actually do it
Also, I'm going to wipe out the entire human race


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