"Sen Bolo" lyrics
My grandpa's boss came back from the dead
After falling down a shaft on a ship that exploded
I thought the ugly tall guy was the main villain
But I cut him in half just as things got started
I tried to kill that girl, but somehow there's a spark
Not sure what that really does for my character arc
She healed my fatal wounds with no training at all
Guess I'll die as her boyfriend, go chill with grandpa
Another plot twist we never wanted
Is this really the best you had?
I don't know what is going on, what's going on
This has to be the worst writing I've ever seen
I don't know what is happening, it makes no sense
You had the whole world in your hands and wasted it
My grandpa's boss had a little green friend
So you made a TV show about his infant cousin
The very first season really wasn't that bad
So you made a bunch of spin-offs that are actually bad
I know this line of thinking is millennial cringe
But your handling of this franchise is completely unhinged
Do what you want, you own what you own
But it's wild that I'd rather watch Attack of the Clones
We used to get hyped, line up at midnight
Is this really the best you had?
I don't know what is going on, what's going on
This has to be the worst writing I've ever seen
I don't know what is happening, it makes no sense
You had the whole world in your hands and wasted it
My grandpa's boss somehow returned
You know, I actually just don't really even care anymore
I'm like so disinterested at this point that even parody isn't doing much for me
I was gonna write a whole yelling thing right here as a callback to the traitor part of the first song, but I'm literally not even mad
I think I'm emotionally neutral?
That's what's crazy
Pure 90s kid too, yet there's no nostalgic appeal
I have more nostalgia for thumb wars
And the Iraq War
I don't know what is going on, what's going on
This has to be the worst writing I've ever seen
I don't know what this song is even trying to say
I had a sequel in my hands and wasted it
Just like you did
After falling down a shaft on a ship that exploded
I thought the ugly tall guy was the main villain
But I cut him in half just as things got started
I tried to kill that girl, but somehow there's a spark
Not sure what that really does for my character arc
She healed my fatal wounds with no training at all
Guess I'll die as her boyfriend, go chill with grandpa
Another plot twist we never wanted
Is this really the best you had?
I don't know what is going on, what's going on
This has to be the worst writing I've ever seen
I don't know what is happening, it makes no sense
You had the whole world in your hands and wasted it
My grandpa's boss had a little green friend
So you made a TV show about his infant cousin
The very first season really wasn't that bad
So you made a bunch of spin-offs that are actually bad
I know this line of thinking is millennial cringe
But your handling of this franchise is completely unhinged
Do what you want, you own what you own
But it's wild that I'd rather watch Attack of the Clones
We used to get hyped, line up at midnight
Is this really the best you had?
I don't know what is going on, what's going on
This has to be the worst writing I've ever seen
I don't know what is happening, it makes no sense
You had the whole world in your hands and wasted it
My grandpa's boss somehow returned
You know, I actually just don't really even care anymore
I'm like so disinterested at this point that even parody isn't doing much for me
I was gonna write a whole yelling thing right here as a callback to the traitor part of the first song, but I'm literally not even mad
I think I'm emotionally neutral?
That's what's crazy
Pure 90s kid too, yet there's no nostalgic appeal
I have more nostalgia for thumb wars
And the Iraq War
I don't know what is going on, what's going on
This has to be the worst writing I've ever seen
I don't know what this song is even trying to say
I had a sequel in my hands and wasted it
Just like you did
