"Trigger Warning 2: Patriotic Boogaloo" lyrics

"Trigger Warning 2: Patriotic Boogaloo"

USA USA
USA USA
Let's go

Saturday with the boys gas grill folding chairs
Blame the price of eggs on all the deep state billionaires
My friend held up his phone our country's under siege
A kid's cartoon character is non-binary
And he has two dads (We're doomed)

They're gonna take all your trucks ground beef Christmas trees
Buy a fifty dollar hat and help keep freedom free
My friend asked me to join his private Facebook group
Every single post agrees with my worldview
It all seems true
Now I know what patriots do

Red white blue paint over every warning
Pick a new truth to wake up to each morning
Freedom means you never tell me that I'm wrong
I'll sing it loud until all your "facts" are gone

Two weeks in I had proof the moon was built by Pfizer
Reality's a psy-op and you're all none the wiser
Every typo was a breadcrumb every breadcrumb was a code
Every code led to a podcast selling freedom by the load
And supplementary testosterone

Type it up in the chat I asked about the files
Didn't we demand that they bring every crime to trial?
My friend said LOL make no mistake
If our guy's name's in there the files are fake
Don't lose faith
It's time to prove your loyalty (I guess he's right)

Red white blue paint over every warning
Pick a new truth to wake up to each morning
Freedom means you never tell me that I'm wrong
I'll sing it loud until all your "facts" are gone

Panama City Beach got back two days ago
Posting pics for family by the Gulf of Mexico

What did you just say?
Oh well the sunset looked so nice it really was a great trip
Did you just deadname the Gulf of America?
I'm sorry do we know each other?

You fake-news woke-mind-virus libtard
Whoa fella take it easy these are very scary sounds
Bree
Alright I don't know what that means but I don't even know who you are
Nothing can stop what is coming

Dominion-programmed ballot-harvesting crisis actor
Impale yourself on a 5G tower from a 15-minute-city rooftop
Q-level clearance on the inner workings of your favorite DC pizza restaurant
Where we go one we go all
We are the storm

Hey man I'm on your side
I didn't want Trump to lose in 2020
Lose?
Did you just claim that Joe Biden won the 2020 presidential election?
Oh god please

Stop the steal
I have been pardoned
Oh god oh man oh god

Chemtrail-spraying gay-frog-making blue-roof DEW operating
Medbed-hoarding adrenochrome-swilling Charlie Kirk assassination sympathizing
Clot-shot-shedding NESARA-GESARA QFS sabotaging
Antifa bug-eating reptillian
Acknowledge the mole children

In conclusion enjoy your military tribunal
This is the same formula as the last song
Alright where were we?

Red white blue paint over every warning
Pick a new truth to wake up to each morning
Freedom means you never tell me that I'm wrong
I'll sing it loud until all your "facts" are gone

USA USA
USA USA
USA USA
USA USA
Blegh


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