"DSL" lyrics

"DSL"

Thought my baby had left me
Thought she was done with my cock
Turns out she was down the street
Getting some work at the titty doc
Excited to see her new honkers
But that wasn't what she was there for
I was ready to fuck but she looked like a duck
When she walked right through the door

She got them dick, dick, dick-sucking lips
Dick, dick
She ain't got no ass, she ain't got no tits
Don't give a damn, don't bother me a bit
Now that my baby's got them dick-sucking lips

She could barely talk for days
Until the swellin' all went down
It's nice to have some peace and quiet
Around this fuckin' house
Botox on my cock feels so damn soft
Yeah, she spent my money right
Your dumb chick has skinny lips
Now let me tell you 'bout mine

She got them dick, dick, dick sucking lips
Dick, dick
She ain't got no ass, she ain't got no tits
Don't give a damn, don't bother me a bit
Now that my baby's got them dick-sucking lips

Six months later and we ain't fucked a bit
Maybe the doc should do the same damn thing
To fix them pussy lips

She got them dick, dick, dick sucking lips
Dick, dick
She ain't got no ass, she ain't got no tits
Don't give a damn, don't bother me a bit
Now that my baby's got them dick-sucking lips

She got them dick, dick, dick-sucking lips
Dick, dick
She ain't got no ass, she ain't got no tits
Don't give a damn, don't bother me a bit
Now that my baby's got them dick-sucking lips

Now that my baby's got them dick-sucking lips
Now that my baby's got them dick-sucking lips


Writer(s): Wheeler Walker Jr., Matt McKinney
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