"Fuck This Bar" lyrics

There's the stool where I met my ex
And there's the door that big ol' Mexican
Walked in and took her far away from me
And there's the tab I need to pay
Have to empty out my 401K
Buyin' drinks for sluts who never call me back...
And that's a fact

Fuck this bar, fuck everybody in it
Fuck every fuckin' record on the jukebox spinnin'
Fuck the bride and the bachelorettes
Everyone but me here's a piece of shit
Fuck these lights, the stools, the shots
That broke my jaw, my bank, my heart
Fuck the worries, hangovers and the scars
Man, fuck this bar

There's the pool table where I lost my truck
And there's the shitter where I did my drugs
Woke up one night and some dude's pissin' on my boots
Ain't met my third or my fourth wife
And I ain't gonna meet 'em in here tonight
Guess I'll find 'em both in some other corner booth
I'm tellin' you

Fuck this bar, fuck everybody in it
Fuck every fuckin' record on the jukebox spinnin'
Fuck the bride and the bachelorettes
Everyone but me here's a piece of shit
Fuck these lights, the stools, the shots
That broke my jaw, my bank, my heart
Fuck the worries, hangovers and the scars
Man, fuck this bar

EMT's and DUI's
STD's and FYI
This here dive's fucked up my life

Fuck this bar, fuck everybody in it
Fuck every fuckin' record on the jukebox spinnin'
Fuck the bride and the bachelorettes
Everyone but me here's a piece of shit
Fuck these lights, the stools, the shots
That broke my jaw, my bank, my heart
Fuck the worries, hangovers and the scars
Man, fuck this bar
Fuck the worries, hangovers and the scars
Man, fuck this bar