"Old Piece of Shit" lyrics

I'm out on the road
Playin' my shows
Everybody's half of my age
The bus is too cold
I'm movin' real slow
Lookin' for an Outback steak

I'm an old piece of shit
Need pills for my dick
If you don't want me around
Mama, please flush this old piece o' shit on down

All the girls wanna fuck
So I try and keep up
But the doctor says reel it in
Just my luck
No, I can't hook up
'Cause I ate the wrong medicine

I'm an old piece of shit
Need pills for my dick
If you don't want me around
Mama, please flush this old piece o' shit on down

Honey, I got gray hairs on my balls
And that ain't wrong
And they're real long

I'm an old piece of shit
Need pills for my dick
If you don't want me around
Mama, please flush this old piece of shit on down

Mama, please flush this old piece of shit on down
Mama, please flush this old piece of shit on down
Mama, please flush this old piece of shit on down
Mama, please flush this old piece of shit on down