"NICE TITTIES!" lyrics

"NICE TITTIES!"

She's dumb as shit
My friends hate her
Nobody knows why I'd ever wanna date her 'cause she
Ain't cute
Ain't funny
Can't keep a job and spends all my money on
Shit she don't need
Like Uber fuckin' Eats
But you ain't gonna hear no complainin' outta me

'Cause she got some nice titties
They bounce around real good when we fuck
She got some nice titties
And I don't care if the rest of her sucks
No, I don't need perfect, don't need pretty
I don't need a thing long as she got, she got, woo!
Nice titties

Mean to my mama
She runs her mouth
Her stupid dog shits all over my house
Her butt cheeks got
Them little zits
The only reason I put up with that shit

She got some nice titties
They bounce around real good when we fuck
She got some nice titties
And I don't care if the rest of her sucks
I don't need perfect, don't need pretty
I don't need a thing long as she got, she got, woo!
Nice titties

Just like two big eyeballs lookin' up at me
Perfectly symmetrical and forty-five degrees

She got some nice titties
They bounce around real good when we fuck
Got some nice titties
And I don't care if the rest of her sucks
No, I don't need perfect, don't need pretty
I don't need a thing long as she got, she got, woo!
Nice titties


Writer(s): Gelbuda, Wheeler Walker Jr.
You May Also Like
Sawyer Brown - "The Race Is On" I feel tears wellin' up cold deep inside like my heart's sprung a big break and a stab of loneliness sharp and painful that I may never shake You might say that I was taking it hard since you wrote...
John Michael Montgomery - "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)" Well I went down to the Grundy County Auction, Where I saw something I just had to have. My mind told me I should proceed with caution, but my heart said go ahead and make a bid on that. And I...
Jerry Reed - "East Bound And Down" East bound and down, loaded up and truckin' We gonna do what they say can't be done We've got a long way to go and a short time to get there I'm east bound, just watch ol' Bandit run Keep your foot...
Craig Morgan - "International Harvester" I'm the son of a third generation farmer I've been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter I'm a God fearing hardworking combine driver Hogging up the road on my p-p-p-p-plower...
Alan Jackson - "Where I Come From" Well I was rollin' wheels and shiftin' gears 'Round that Jersey Turnpike Barney stopped me with his gun ten minutes after midnight Said sir you broke the limit in that rusty ol' truck I don't know...