"Howard!" lyrics

I'm back on the track, there's no better game
I'm trapped in a world that I never made
Came from far away as in outer space
And now I'm here to stay 'cause I like the place
Just kidding, I'm stuck like the pages of Playduck (Ugggh!)
Never tried to make it back, I figured I'd stay fucked
Parents never proud, boss always pissed (Howard!)
Look up at the moon and assume life's a bitch
Now it's planet of the apes but without any hair
Superhero, no cape, an adventure into fear
Did I fail to mention that my best friend's kinda weird
She's a super hot chick, won't let my dick come near
Reminiscent of a sailor couldn't stifle his squabblin' (Wawawawawa...)
Apparently the error was a pair of pants problem
Don't take away my stoges, don't take away my takes
Keep me belligerent and we can get along just great

I'm Howard the Duck (Oh yeah!)
Intergalactic grouch, makes you mouth "what the fuck"
I'm Howard the Duck (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Interdimensional louse in your house down to fuck
I'm Howard the Duck (Howard!)
Gimme a stoge 'cause I'm broke, need a job and a fuck
I'm Howard the Duck (Quack, quack!)
Hop in the back of your truck, duck out of luck and I'm fucked

Sent by an unforeseen force or was it a demon lord (Mwa-ha-ha-ha...)
Or was it Mr. Rooney before that loony went to court
To a hotbed of beav' call the Land of the Cleaves
You would not believe the weak-ass villains that I'd meet
Turnip-Man, Kidney Lady, and Bessie the Hellcow
Hell no, gotta go, did you just hear a bell sound?
Sounds like Dr. Bong, strongly sense the inspirado
Gerber's droolin' like a baby smokin' ganja, gettin' blotto
Incidentally, he got canned for missing his deadlines
Sued Marvel like a martyr who was hard up for headlines
Case dismissed, judge was pissed, not a fan in a throng
Unlike The Pretenders who name dropped me in a song
Another fan of mine was this dork called George
Wanted to make a movie that had nothing to do with The Force
Gonna be voiced by Mork but he said kiss my fanny
A bomb in spite of Marty McFly's mom in pink panties

I'm Howard the Duck (Oh yeah!)
Intergalactic grouch, makes you mouth "what the fuck"
I'm Howard the Duck (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Interdimensional louse in your house down to fuck
I'm Howard the Duck (Howard!)
Gimme a stoge 'cause I'm broke, need a job and a fuck
I'm Howard the Duck (Quack, quack!)
Hop in the back of your truck, duck out of luck and I'm fucked

Team-ups were top tier, Spider-Man and Four Fantastic
Neighbors with Jennifer Walters, there were no offers, nothing romantic
Me and Switzler at a Sizzler gettin' pissed to ditch the panic
Off we'd go, hit the road because our M.O.'s sorta manic
We were pursued by this dude that wanted her hand in marriage
She rejected him in college, he was probably so embarrassed
He became a supervillain, a doctored Dr. Doom
My life felt like a parody or a cancelled cartoon
On a permanent vacation unless there's a vocation
Been a cabbie and a dishwasher and a ninja on occasion (Hi-ya!)
An investigator private but all assignments wear my patience
Take downs, then breakdowns, I can't take it and I face it
I'm not an iron duck who can just bounce back
I'm often out of luck and that just sounds sad
I'm a duck you don't fuck with, check the fu slash quack
Malicious mallard with the valor, givin' villains flashbacks

I'm Howard the Duck (Oh yeah!)
I'm Howard the Duck (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
I'm Howard the Duck (Howard!)
I'm Howard the Duck (Quack, quack!)
I'm Howard the Duck (Oh yeah!)
Intergalactic grouch, makes you mouth "what the fuck"
I'm Howard the Duck (Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!)
Interdimensional louse in your house down to fuck
I'm Howard the Duck (Howard!)
Gimme a stoge 'cause I'm broke, need a job and a fuck
I'm Howard the Duck (Quack, quack!)
Hop in the back of your truck, duck out of luck and I'm fucked