"Twang!" lyrics
Name is Clint, premiered in 1964
I'm a pimp, I got these bitches on the floor
You're a simp, I put an arrow through your door
Bullies get pinned like it is bulletin boards
Stand and deliver with my quiver on a cliff
Hit the target mark or bullseye, never miss
So many gadgets and a bad bitch that assists
We got a crew in the west coast, we are a clique
My beginning's bad news, blocked a lot of it out
I never mention all the tension or the feelings of doubt
How it plagues me to no end, I'm forever a kid
Avoiding an alcoholic and the appalling things that he did
Late at night, police lights wake me and my brother
Your parents are dead, their car crashed into another
You're a foster, an imposter, an orphan in mourning
Pack your bags by the morning, life changed without warning
Sequestered to the circus, certainly a cliché
We loved the big top, fuck the cops, run away
We had chores, were adored, sorta like we had a fam
Did I fail to mention, got apprenticed by a French man?
Projectiles were projected, confidence was corrected
Saved my life, throwing knives, but my guy was defective
He would gamble, then embezzle, lift the funds from the safe
I confronted, now we're runnin' towards a perilous fate
Name is Clint, premiered in 1964
I'm a pimp, I got these bitches on the floor
You're a simp, I put an arrow through your door
Bullies get pinned like it is bulletin boards
Stand and deliver with my quiver on a cliff
Hit the target mark or bullseye, never miss
So many gadgets and a bad bitch that assists
We got a crew in the west coast, we are a clique
Cornered on the high wire, but he cut the cable
He prevailed and I failed, a tragic tale or fable
Swordsman was abhorrent, a poor model to follow
Trickshot was the big shot that wished that I wouldn't wallow
Knew that I had promise, if I practiced, I'd be hard to beat
Saw my heart was dark and possibly parched for archery
Arrow after arrow, hit the spot every notch
Bullseye after bullseye, I'm the guy they wanna watch
I grow up and I blow up, circus suddenly small time
The kinda crook I will become if caught, a small fine
Iron Man is the man, I'll use the Swordsman's suit
Stop a crime just in time, Tony Stark will recruit
Then I'll be an Avenger, live in a mansion or tower
An address you can perhaps send a package or flower
No more trains or tents, just indoor stationary beds
Maybe I made some friends, a family with matching threads
Name is Clint, premiered in 1964
I'm a pimp, I got these bitches on the floor
You're a simp, I put an arrow through your door
Bullies get pinned like it is bulletin boards
Stand and deliver with my quiver on a cliff
Hit the target mark or bullseye, never miss
So many gadgets and a bad bitch that assists
We are a crew in the west coast, we are a clique
Avengers think I am a villain, now I'll never get annexed
Wanna get next to that witch who is quick with a hand hex
A Russian got me bustin', she's expandin' my Spandex
Wanna touch 'em 'cause she buxom but I mustn't get romantic
But I hit it like the targets that I always set my sights on
Hawkeye is a hot guy girls wanna get their thighs on
They prefer the Python, ladies love a Lark
Barton hits the mark, maybe he does it in the dark
I been onto Wanda, swatted the Wasp
Night Nurse for dessert 'cause I was beat up by a boss
Even boned Moonstone, screwed Jessica Drew
Who wasn't Jessica but a Skrull, that's alien poon
But I digress, I was a mess until I met my baby Bobbi
So long to sloppy hobbies, now she's slobbin' on my knobby
I'm impatient for this agent, she's for real and not a copy
I ghosted, should've proposed but something stupid stopped me
I couldn't take it, she was taken advantage of
I was looking for excuses, I can't handle love
Being abused by a drunk made me damaged junk
Came back from outer space, couldn't face the funk
Name is Clint, I can't take it anymore
Lost my hearing, now I'm fearing what's in store
I missed the target, time to pass the purple on
My life is tragic, bishop takes the pawn
Hand her my quiver, time to teach her all I know
That's what I give her, trick arrows and a bow
She is better than I could ever be
Mentor a Young Avenger, time to enter therapy
I'm a pimp, I got these bitches on the floor
You're a simp, I put an arrow through your door
Bullies get pinned like it is bulletin boards
Stand and deliver with my quiver on a cliff
Hit the target mark or bullseye, never miss
So many gadgets and a bad bitch that assists
We got a crew in the west coast, we are a clique
My beginning's bad news, blocked a lot of it out
I never mention all the tension or the feelings of doubt
How it plagues me to no end, I'm forever a kid
Avoiding an alcoholic and the appalling things that he did
Late at night, police lights wake me and my brother
Your parents are dead, their car crashed into another
You're a foster, an imposter, an orphan in mourning
Pack your bags by the morning, life changed without warning
Sequestered to the circus, certainly a cliché
We loved the big top, fuck the cops, run away
We had chores, were adored, sorta like we had a fam
Did I fail to mention, got apprenticed by a French man?
Projectiles were projected, confidence was corrected
Saved my life, throwing knives, but my guy was defective
He would gamble, then embezzle, lift the funds from the safe
I confronted, now we're runnin' towards a perilous fate
Name is Clint, premiered in 1964
I'm a pimp, I got these bitches on the floor
You're a simp, I put an arrow through your door
Bullies get pinned like it is bulletin boards
Stand and deliver with my quiver on a cliff
Hit the target mark or bullseye, never miss
So many gadgets and a bad bitch that assists
We got a crew in the west coast, we are a clique
Cornered on the high wire, but he cut the cable
He prevailed and I failed, a tragic tale or fable
Swordsman was abhorrent, a poor model to follow
Trickshot was the big shot that wished that I wouldn't wallow
Knew that I had promise, if I practiced, I'd be hard to beat
Saw my heart was dark and possibly parched for archery
Arrow after arrow, hit the spot every notch
Bullseye after bullseye, I'm the guy they wanna watch
I grow up and I blow up, circus suddenly small time
The kinda crook I will become if caught, a small fine
Iron Man is the man, I'll use the Swordsman's suit
Stop a crime just in time, Tony Stark will recruit
Then I'll be an Avenger, live in a mansion or tower
An address you can perhaps send a package or flower
No more trains or tents, just indoor stationary beds
Maybe I made some friends, a family with matching threads
Name is Clint, premiered in 1964
I'm a pimp, I got these bitches on the floor
You're a simp, I put an arrow through your door
Bullies get pinned like it is bulletin boards
Stand and deliver with my quiver on a cliff
Hit the target mark or bullseye, never miss
So many gadgets and a bad bitch that assists
We are a crew in the west coast, we are a clique
Avengers think I am a villain, now I'll never get annexed
Wanna get next to that witch who is quick with a hand hex
A Russian got me bustin', she's expandin' my Spandex
Wanna touch 'em 'cause she buxom but I mustn't get romantic
But I hit it like the targets that I always set my sights on
Hawkeye is a hot guy girls wanna get their thighs on
They prefer the Python, ladies love a Lark
Barton hits the mark, maybe he does it in the dark
I been onto Wanda, swatted the Wasp
Night Nurse for dessert 'cause I was beat up by a boss
Even boned Moonstone, screwed Jessica Drew
Who wasn't Jessica but a Skrull, that's alien poon
But I digress, I was a mess until I met my baby Bobbi
So long to sloppy hobbies, now she's slobbin' on my knobby
I'm impatient for this agent, she's for real and not a copy
I ghosted, should've proposed but something stupid stopped me
I couldn't take it, she was taken advantage of
I was looking for excuses, I can't handle love
Being abused by a drunk made me damaged junk
Came back from outer space, couldn't face the funk
Name is Clint, I can't take it anymore
Lost my hearing, now I'm fearing what's in store
I missed the target, time to pass the purple on
My life is tragic, bishop takes the pawn
Hand her my quiver, time to teach her all I know
That's what I give her, trick arrows and a bow
She is better than I could ever be
Mentor a Young Avenger, time to enter therapy
