"No One Knows!" lyrics
"I know you're here, Dracula! You... big fucking... nerd. Where's my goddamn money?!"
Attuned to the moon, I'm no good in the day
The word on the street is they need the MK
But this illness means business, it bruises my brain
Maybe life is just pain that you put on display
My ultimate reality's multiple personalities
They bleed into each other like a mall made up of maladies
Don't want to take my meds, I'm so fed up with the fallacy
This ballad leaves me pallid while I battle life's banalities
All in white instead of black after labor day, no tact
Henchmen don't have hunches, they get punches that I pack
Frenchie is my bestie, he's obsessed with my sack
It don't matter, drop the ladder, clever banter, then attack
Hawkeye from the future made my weapons in the past
Assassins get the sutures from the secret staff I stash
If you're gonna talk trash, then that ass is gettin' ankhed
If you want a slower droid, may I recommend the Gonk
The moon glows light that's ghostly white
Those that do oppose are mostly right
I like to find foes and then I fight
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
Multi-mansion millionaire movie star that's hard to scare
Lamborghini meanie, see me, make your steady start to stare
Pushy paparazzi got me dashin' like Kardashians
I run away like Kanye, he don't like it when they laugh at him
Multi-movie franchise friendly, do my own stunts, it's unhealthy
Monthly payments, won't believe, shoot in space, just wait and see
Here's my home off of Mulholland, pool's out back, I love to fall in
Secret path to the bath, follow if you wanna smash
My life is practically perfect 'til a personality perverts it
Life's a bitch, can't control the switch, my situation's uncertain
Straitjacket, padded room, no moon for me to worship
Confound this curse, for what it's worth, I don't deserve desertion
I'm vexed by all my versions, can't be certain who's invading
Khonshu will exhaust you, mind's fried while I lie in waiting
Desert excursion, now a new person, servant who's suffocating
I hate sand, it's coarse and rough and totally irritating
The moon glows light that's ghostly white
Those that do oppose are mostly right
I like to find foes and then I fight
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
Crabbie cabbie, face is scratchy, coffee, scratch-offs, and a sammie
Now I'm Jake, make no mistake, mustache gets 'em kinda clammy
Underbelly savvy, Saddie gets the intel, I.e. addy
Pop the trunk, costume change, rearrange the brains of baddies
Catch up with the crotchety Crawley dip inside the dirty diner
Get the word that is heard by in the know night time insiders
In my cape and cowl, I prowl, my scowl is foul, ignore my aura
Trunch a bunch, then I lunch on Marlene's labia minora
Jewish in the comics, Guatemalan if you're streamin'
Sienkiewicz doesn't say which, he'll get paid if there's no schemin'
I call 'em like I see 'em from the AM to the PM
A used to be buried mercenary without a mausoleum
A mummy known to pummel, Brendan Fraser's double-fistin'
I blackout, then I lash out, I feel tapped out, need assistance
I find the crescent pleasant, my motif inside this instance
My cape can make that shape as I descend from darkened distance
No one knows (Ba-da-da-da)
Who's inside these clothes (Ba-da-da-da)
And so it goes (Ba-da-da-da)
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
No one knows (Ba-da-da-da)
What the future holds (Ba-da-da-da)
Destined for the west coast (Ba-da-da-da)
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
The moon glows light that's ghostly white
Those that do oppose are mostly right
I like to find foes and then I fight
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
The moon glows light that's ghostly white (Ba-da-da-da)
Those that do oppose are mostly right (Ba-da-da-da)
I like to find foes and then I fight (Ba-da-da-da)
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
Attuned to the moon, I'm no good in the day
The word on the street is they need the MK
But this illness means business, it bruises my brain
Maybe life is just pain that you put on display
My ultimate reality's multiple personalities
They bleed into each other like a mall made up of maladies
Don't want to take my meds, I'm so fed up with the fallacy
This ballad leaves me pallid while I battle life's banalities
All in white instead of black after labor day, no tact
Henchmen don't have hunches, they get punches that I pack
Frenchie is my bestie, he's obsessed with my sack
It don't matter, drop the ladder, clever banter, then attack
Hawkeye from the future made my weapons in the past
Assassins get the sutures from the secret staff I stash
If you're gonna talk trash, then that ass is gettin' ankhed
If you want a slower droid, may I recommend the Gonk
The moon glows light that's ghostly white
Those that do oppose are mostly right
I like to find foes and then I fight
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
Multi-mansion millionaire movie star that's hard to scare
Lamborghini meanie, see me, make your steady start to stare
Pushy paparazzi got me dashin' like Kardashians
I run away like Kanye, he don't like it when they laugh at him
Multi-movie franchise friendly, do my own stunts, it's unhealthy
Monthly payments, won't believe, shoot in space, just wait and see
Here's my home off of Mulholland, pool's out back, I love to fall in
Secret path to the bath, follow if you wanna smash
My life is practically perfect 'til a personality perverts it
Life's a bitch, can't control the switch, my situation's uncertain
Straitjacket, padded room, no moon for me to worship
Confound this curse, for what it's worth, I don't deserve desertion
I'm vexed by all my versions, can't be certain who's invading
Khonshu will exhaust you, mind's fried while I lie in waiting
Desert excursion, now a new person, servant who's suffocating
I hate sand, it's coarse and rough and totally irritating
The moon glows light that's ghostly white
Those that do oppose are mostly right
I like to find foes and then I fight
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
Crabbie cabbie, face is scratchy, coffee, scratch-offs, and a sammie
Now I'm Jake, make no mistake, mustache gets 'em kinda clammy
Underbelly savvy, Saddie gets the intel, I.e. addy
Pop the trunk, costume change, rearrange the brains of baddies
Catch up with the crotchety Crawley dip inside the dirty diner
Get the word that is heard by in the know night time insiders
In my cape and cowl, I prowl, my scowl is foul, ignore my aura
Trunch a bunch, then I lunch on Marlene's labia minora
Jewish in the comics, Guatemalan if you're streamin'
Sienkiewicz doesn't say which, he'll get paid if there's no schemin'
I call 'em like I see 'em from the AM to the PM
A used to be buried mercenary without a mausoleum
A mummy known to pummel, Brendan Fraser's double-fistin'
I blackout, then I lash out, I feel tapped out, need assistance
I find the crescent pleasant, my motif inside this instance
My cape can make that shape as I descend from darkened distance
No one knows (Ba-da-da-da)
Who's inside these clothes (Ba-da-da-da)
And so it goes (Ba-da-da-da)
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
No one knows (Ba-da-da-da)
What the future holds (Ba-da-da-da)
Destined for the west coast (Ba-da-da-da)
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
The moon glows light that's ghostly white
Those that do oppose are mostly right
I like to find foes and then I fight
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
The moon glows light that's ghostly white (Ba-da-da-da)
Those that do oppose are mostly right (Ba-da-da-da)
I like to find foes and then I fight (Ba-da-da-da)
No one knows I am the Moon Knight
