"Splash!" lyrics

"Splash!"

Welcome to the compound, name is Clint Barton
Just became the head of the party startin' department
Let me introduce you to Bobbi, she's my ex but we're cool
Gonna walk you through the lobby to the pool
You know the Scarlet Witch? She's Magneto's daughter
And there's Tigra always in slow motion coming out the water
No wonder Wonderman made it, always out on a shoot
And Iron Man's here; well, depends on who's in the suit
There's an infinity pool as in Infinity Wars
We're always out on a mission, we never get in anymore
But today we're gonna chill, spill some beverage on the floor
Jim Hammond on the grill, he's the real Human Torch
Darkhawk use his cable claws to turn the party out
Turn the baby bok choy and a bunch of brussel sprouts
Portabello and asparagus, grill every kind of veggies
Got burgers, got dogs, cole slaw, gives me a semi
Maximillian's on the salad, he's the life of the crowd
When he's not murdering martinis, he's the crime lord The Shroud
Don't worry, it's a cover, we're all lovers of peace
Even the members of West Coast Avengers need a release

Who'll save the day?
Who'll make 'em pay?
Who's got the babes
And a dope DJ?
It's like every day
There's a roster change
But I can't complain
WCA

Wonderman's got his hands in the wood-burning oven
He's rotating pizzas, that's his function at this function
Firebird brought fajitas, Spider-Woman brought spuds
We're all gettin' naked 'cause we're all gettin' drunk
X-51's the one you want you wanna get passed the petals
From across the yard because his arms are made of metal
Something you should keep in mind if you're the kind that sparks
Avoid the US agent, he's the type of guy that narcs
You like lawn darts, bocci, badminton, croquet?
Ben Grimm is on the Slip 'N Slide, been on it all day
Yes, he was a member, the fact he remembers is frightening
You think cornhole's exciting? You should meet Living Lightning
Hank and Janet were in love, now they keep the bugs at bay
Vision and Scarlet Witch were hitched 'til she went kinda cray
'Cause of Doom, what can you do? It's a hazard of the trade
Now things are really chill; you try the chili Moon Knight made?

Who'll save the day?
Who'll make 'em pay?
Who's got the babes
And a dope DJ?
It's like every day
There's a roster change
But I can't complain
WCA
Who'll save the day?
Who'll make 'em pay?
Who's got the babes
And a dope DJ?
It's like every day
There's a roster change
But I can't complain
WCA
Who'll save the day?
Who'll make them pay?
Who's got the babes
And a dope DJ?
It's like every day
There's a roster change
But I can't complain
WCA