"All About That Rape" lyrics

"All About That Rape"
(parody of "All About That Bass" by Meghan Trainor)

B'cuz you know
I'm all about that rape
About that rape
(Da popsicle)
I'm all about that rape
About that rape
(Da popsicle)
I'm all about that rape
About that rape
Popsicle
I'm all about that rape
About that rape
Rape rape rape

I like jello pudding and pudding pie too
I like it red and yellow
And bippy boppy blue
I got the pokey dokey pudding cup
You black kids need to
Pull your pants up

Now they accusing me of raping booty bop
Saying I put the pudding
In the pudding pop
If you got jello pudding give me some
There's no jello where I'm going
The poop poopy bum

Vanessa, she told me
Don't worry about consent
(Da bop bop jello bop bop)
Ah'Theo told me
Put your popsicle where it will fit
(Da pudding pudding da pudding pudding)

If anyone says I raped them
It isn't true
(Da bop bop jello bop pop)
So go get Rudy and Sandra
And let's have a BBQ
Close the door

Because you know I'm all about that rape
'Bout that rape
Popsicle
All about that rape
About that rape
Da popsicle
All about that rape
About that rape
Da popsicle
All about that rape
The rape with the doopity double

I'm bringing pudding back
Go 'head and have a jello pudding snack
I like to have pudding in the sack
The rape with the pudding da Rudy
Zappidy doopety whip bop

Vanessa she told me
Don't worry about the cops
(Da bop bop jello da bop)
They won't arrest you
So you don't ever have to stop
(Da pudding pudding dja pudding)

You know I won't be no
Stick-figure silicone BBQ
(Da bop pop jello da pop)
So go get Theo with
The Rudy and the Claire
And the Raven too

Because you know I'm all about that rape
The rape with the popsicle
All about that rape
About dat popsicle
All about that rape
That rape popsicle
All about that rape
About that rape

You know
I'm all about that rape
About that rape
Popsicle
All about that rape
The rape with tha pop.da.bop
All about that rape
Th-the popsicle pop
All about that rape
Popsicle
All about that rape
Th-the rapey cake
All about that rape
Take off your clothes
All about that rape
For puddings Pete's sake
All about that rape
Let's go!
I'm Ricki Lake
How did you expected to get shoes
The store is closed
So let's go home and rape Theo


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