"Star Wars Is Kinda Gay" lyrics

I'm the black guy in Star Wars, bro
I'm tryin' to escape
I stole a car that flies goodbye
And flied through outer space
Met a girl with a couple balls
Said, "hi would you like to date?
And what's this planet's policy on rape?"
She said, "I'm waiting for my mother."
I said, "I'm black, I never had a dad."
We went off to find ol' Luke Skywalker
We met Han and his old ass monkey friend
Grrrrr

Star Wars is good
But
It
Was
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
It was good
If you've
Va
Gina where your dick should be
If you like
Suck
Balls
Then you'll love
Star Wars
Star Wars is good
If
You
Are
Kinda gay
Kinda gay

The guy in Girls likes incest games when he and girls lay up
(You're my sister)
Now he plays the son of brother kissing Prince Leia
(Hey boy)
He realized that the Dark Side is better than the Light
'Cuz they got power and money and gun rights
(So, they're white?)
So we flied with Solo and his monkey
Grrrrr
To the star where bad guys are doing something
[snore]
Like al-Queda, we blew up lots o' people
Lalalalala
Then the girl found and they said
Nothing

Star Wars is good
But
It
Was
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
It was good
If you've
Va
Gina where your dick should be
If you like
Suck
Balls
Then you'll love
Star Wars
Star Wars is good
If
You
Are
Kinda gay
Kinda gay

Hello son, it's Han Solo
We miss ya', please come home
Me and your mother never bone
It's a bitch
You feel me?
(Feel me?)
No dad, it's too late now
C'mon boy, lemme help you out
Will you help me?
Yes for sho'
Then fuck you! (Aah!)
Peace out yo!

Star Wars is good
But
It
Was
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
It was good
If you've
Va
Gina where your dick should be
If you like
Suck
Balls
Then you'll love
Star Wars
Star Wars is good
If
You
Are
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
Rawrawrarawrarawr
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
Rawrawrarawrarawr
Kinda gay
Kinda gay
If you like
Suck
Balls
Then you'll love
Star Wars
Star Wars is good
If
You
Are
Kinda gay
Kinda gay