"Sweatshop" lyrics

Oh hello
You can call me DJ not nice
I have big opportunity to tell you about children in Shanghai
You want job that so so fun you will never want to cry
'Cause if you do I remove your tongue
I will give you each $1 every week
You will make me nice clothes, phones, and nikes
It's so fun
You'll love it
So if you are a young, strong little kid
Come work at my sweatshop
And you tell all your friends
I have also job for them
Come work at my sweatshop
If you're 4 or 5 year old
I put you on my payroll
We have good time
You no wanna go sleep at night
Bed time is boring
I let you work around the clock
Ay!
No yawning
You not baby
You no need drink or food
Don't make me kill you
If you ask to make a #2
Don't speak
Just stitch
So if you want to make someone else rich
Come work at my sweatshop
And go tell your parents
You're moving out of their tent
So you could work at my sweatshop
If you 8 or 9 year old
You might be a bit too old
I like me some young guys
Made in China
On the label
It's most likely child labor
We pay each kid 10 cents per day
And we let them fight over a potato
If you work hard nobody dies
I like working 9 to 5 year olds
You cold?
Call the bureau
Ring ring
Hello
Oh no it's me the same guy
I look into the issue
Ok goodbye
Sweatshop
And you tell all your friends
I have also job for them
Come work at my sweatshop
If you're 4 or 5 year old
I put you on my payroll
We'll have a good time
Sweatshop
And there's only 1 eggroll
And it created the whole world
More on that next time