"Am I Gay?" lyrics

"Am I Gay?"
(parody of "Hemorrhage (In My Hands)" by Fuel)

Never been up inside of any man
I always thought of my dick as meant for girls
But I just had sex with guys
Now I know what his ass is like
Told you be gentle when you stick your dick in myself

Don't come in me
Please pull out instead
Don't come in me
Now I'm thinkin'
Am I gay?
Am I gay? I guess
I have semen in my hands
In my ass
On my penis

I heard that HIV's contagious
But I heard it's only gay if you lick their butt
This guy I met outside said wanna do it once or twice
But then his dick got long
Over and over his boner was hittin' mine

Don't come in me
Please spit on my chest
Pull out of me
Now I'm thinkin'
Am I gay?
Am I gay? I guess
I have semen in my hands
In my ass
On my penis

I don't like men
I really isn't gay
I blowed a man once
But not two
Was never even Bi

Don't come in me
Please pull out instead
Don't come in me
Now I'm thinkin'
Am I gay?
Am I gay? I guess
I have semen in my hands
In my ass again
Now I'm thinkin'
Am I gay?
Am I gay? I guess


Thanks to Kris Fernandez for adding these lyrics.
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