"Everything Is Racist" lyrics

Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist
In 2017

Everything is bigger when it makes you triggered
If you find if offensive, it's micro-aggression
It's gotta be censored
We'll be safe from the truth, from bad things
We'll be Nazi Germany

Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist
In 2018

Tres, Dos, Uno. (Ehh?)
Have you heard the truth?
I'm tryna escape it
Everything's bad, cuz everything's racist.
Shirts, Go Fish, strawberry smoothies
All the Blowfish (especially Hootie)
Everything you say is insanely racist
Every single day the racism's outrageous
You know who needs Sensitivity Training?
Every single name in the Yellow Pages
Cats, dogs, felines, bitches, Kool-Aid, Michael Jackson, chicken, chicken, (chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken...)

Every word is "nigger" when it makes you triggered
If you find it offensive, it's micro-aggression
It's gotta be censored
We'll be safe from uncomfortable things
We'll be Fascist Italy

Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist
In 2019

Jesus Christ, hyperlinks
Birthdays at ice skating rinks
Suit & tie, expensive drinks
You know what's racist? kitchen sinks
iPhone charger
Broccoli
The old guy from Monopoly
Tex-Mex, a dog named Rex
Any form of human sex

Eggs, kegs, legs
They're racist
Cars, stars, and jars
They're racist
God, and cod
Your mom
Is racist
Everything you see or think or say is gay
And racist

I pledge allegiance to the fascist Unites States Universities
To mute all the buzzwords that make me sad
One day we'll silence them all, and liberty will be flushed down the toilet

Everything is racist
Everything is racist according to me
Everything is racist
In 2020