"Did Dy Did It" lyrics

So many allegations
Diddy in a crisis
Girls up in here saying
I did with them surprise sex

Lost my license
They draining all of my back accounting
Confiscate my baby oil
Nigga my PR!

There's a lot Diddy did in this city
There's a lot Diddy did with his dong
He showed his dick to white girls
Showed his dick to black girls
Promised them a pony if they're good

They claim he got some real young girls on his camera doing stuff for cash
And the word is Diddy forced his ex-girl to have sex with him and with his dad
This guy Kurt said Diddy gave him drugs in Detroit and he woke with a bloody butt
And this guy named Billy Joe said that in '94 he was date-raped by a black dude
It's him

He lured a kid into his home
Nintendo and Monopoly
He told him, "I'm a nice man
Now won't you get on top of me?
I'll give you a good childhood
Teach you 'bout bitches and hoes
You and Bieber is my homies."

There's a lot Diddy did in this city
There's a lot Diddy did with some kiddies
He sold a kid to Usher
Bought a kid from Russia
Told a kid to trust us
Come into the Astro

There's a lot Diddy did in this city
There's a lot Diddy did with Chris Brown
He showed his dick to white girls
Showed his dick to Michael
And they dressed Macaulay up in a gown

All these claims was made by two girls
By a few girls
Was it true, girl?
Was it you, girl?

They say Diddy would rape Jonah Hill on the movie set with Russel Brand
Stuck me
And I heard he raped them O-Town boys on season one of Making The Band
Make me really sick

And I know P Diddy shines his johnson still with three tons Johnson baby oil
And no matter if it's true, Obama had to know
That kids hang out in this bathroom

His parties. They are not with clothes
Living there in Los Feliz
Telling girls they'll be a star, if she will blow this guy Felipe
Raping his own bodyguard
Thinking he above the law
Stealing kids with Joseph Kony

There's a lot Diddy did in this city
There's a lot Diddy did with Biggie
He boned a ghetto white girl
Boned Geppetto's wife Pearl
Boned a pack of bikers
Boned Commander Riker

There's a lot Diddy did in this city
There's a lot Diddy did with Bow Wow
Assaulted Travis Barker
And the cast of Arthur
And he keeps some bronies underground

It was reported by a few girls
Hundred two girls
A couple Jew girls
And some cougars

This is a PR crisis
I'll be making sure that the whole nothing but the truth suffices
I been on a call with my lawyer and they assured me it was false reported
I assaulted all the Wayans Brothers in White Chicks

I don't rape girls
That's a over-exaggerate
I don't rape boys
That's the job of the Catholics

I'm tryna set example to my hundred of black kids
Always have respect
No dick-in-a-hat tricks

There's a lot Diddy did in this city
Whatever Diddy did he did with Biggie
He showed his dick to white girls
Showed his dick to black girls
Showed his dick on placards
Showed his dick to crackers

There's a lot Diddy did in this city
There's a lot Diddy did with his dong
He sold a girl in Cyprus
Stole a kid in diapers
Told a guy to blow his black lab Carl

It was reported by a few girls
Quite a few girls
And a trooper
On his scooter