"We Fuck The Earth" lyrics

[Rucka:]
What up mane
It's your boy Rucka
I'm just a regular guy
A black guy, in pacific
I just wanna to say
On behalf of the human species
This world is fucked up
Hunger
Disease
Poison plants and snakes and lions
It's too hot then it's too cold
But you know how we do...

[Chorus:]
We fuck the Earth
It is a faggot
We fuck the Earth
To build our home
We fuck the Earth
It is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth
To charge our phone

[Baboon:]
Hi
I'm a baboon
I can't make plans
I survive by chance
And I fling my poo

[Dicky:]
Ay I'm a retard (yay)
I can't tie my shoe
I rely on you
To keep me alive
(I got mail, yay)

[Kid:]
I'm a child, bro
I just found out I exist (woah, look mom)
I'm more logical than
An orangutan
By the time I'm 6 (where's my dad?)

[Adult Man:]
I'm an average intelligence adult with all of the past generations' advance inventions
I live real cheap and enjoy the weekends
Playing X-Box

[Chorus:]
We fuck the Earth
It is a faggot
We fuck the Earth
To build our home
We fuck the Earth
It is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth
To charge our phone
We fuck the Earth

[Caveman:]
I'm primitive man
Respecting nature
My life sucks and is full of danger

[Egyptian building pyramid:]
I'm an ancient Egyptian out of breath
Building a triangular tribute to death

[Serf:]
I'm a feudal serf
Living close to the earth
Me wife is me cousin
And I own 1 shirt

[Hippy:]
I'm a trustafarian hippy fuck
I don't believe in technology
I sleep in my truck

[Triceratops:]
I'm a triceratops, couldn't stop a meteor from killin' all my niggas
But the media will treat us
Like we're just the same as you, helpless against the elements
You'da bombed the meteor to bits in several minutes, bitch

[Oriental Sage:]
I'm
Ancient Chinese
With no logic or reason
I must focus inward and try to make the voices stop screaming

[Indian:]
While we starve in India
Our cows live like a king

[Dr. Peikoff:]
This "back to nature" talk
Sounds lot like Germany

[Chorus:]
Earth
It is a faggot
We fuck the Earth
To build our home
We fuck the Earth
It is so ratchet
We fuck the Earth
To charge our phone
We fuck the Earth

[Rucka:]
I'm a man
Slow and weak
I can't fight
But my conceptual-formation ability's on fleek
Still I don't know shit
I gotta learn stuff from observation
And tie it all together
It's called integration
Abstract from the concretes
And form a concept
It helps me to organize
And store them shits
And if reason's my method to live by the facts
Then I gotta be free then to think and to act
For myself
To build and to sell
And exploit this whole piece of shit planet
'Til it's not an uninhabitable hell
And then some punk always warns 'bout Armageddon
Tellin' me I'm hurtin' the unborn or the dead
Or a fuckin' blade of grass or a snail
Or I punched a fuckin' hole in the sky
And we're all gonna die, 2012

[Dicky:]
But this time it's real
It's science
Government-approved studies show
We'll die in 12 years
If you don't let us borrow your rights
For a while
Pay your fair share
We wouldn't lie

[Rucka:]
Here, take my property
And send me to the chamber
All so Lil Dicky could play park ranger
Yo needle dick, fuck your song and fuck you
You neurotic little capo curly-haired hook nose

Did you know the environment today is cleaner and safer than ever before?

[Serf:]
Safe for whom?

[Rucka:]
For human beings, you dumb fuckin' ginger

[Adult Man:]
But what about climate change?

[Rucka:]
Climate change is pretty fuckin' manageable
But if you think it'll be catastrophic
Let's free people economically and let them control their own fuckin' property
And privatize the field of science
Advocating for the government to regulate people is something that nihilistic envious self-loathing dendrophiliac dago wops like Lil Dicky advocate for

[Kid:]
But I read on the Internet...

[Rucka:]
Oh, the internet is gay, Tommy
These are not smart people

That's right, Osama
Environmentalism is just a fuckin' religion...
Well, minus the Christmas presents, that is