"What's Your Age Again?" lyrics

I took her out
It was a school night
I wore good clothes for the senior discount
We started making out and then we saw her dad
He said, "This gut's older than me"

And that's about the time they charged a rape on me
Nobody likes you when you're 53
And I'm still more into them teenage hoes
Why'd you tell your dad on me?
My friends say I should date my age
What's your age again?
What's your age again?

Then late on this one guy Joe inside of jail said to me, "Hey, bro. I heard that you got caught with a girl underage. We're not big fans of pedo rings."

And that's about the time black guys ganged on me
Nobody likes you when you're 53
And doing statutory rape pub crawls
Why'd you call the cops on me?
My friends say I should date my age
What's your age again?
What's your age again?

Next case
The people of Scottsdale vs. ... you again?
I uh
What in tarnation are you doing back in my court?
I
What did I tell you about parking your car outside the school for girls with special needs?
I didn't
I've heard enough
You're going away for a long time and may black Jesus have mercy on your white ass

And that's about the time they charged a rape on me
Nobody likes you when you're 53
And you're dating a high-school freshman kid
Where the hell is your ID?
I never wanna date my age
What's your age again?
That's about the time the judge fucked over me
Just for letting some girl have beers with me
In South America her age is fine
Why did you go down on me?
In Mexico it's not called "rape"
What's your age again?
What's your age again?

Let me go
It wasn't my fault
I thought she was my late wife
I have demented Alzheimers
Come on
I'm in high school
I have Robin Williams disease

What's your age again?