"Palestinians (Know How To Party)" lyrics
(parody of "California Love" by 2Pac)
Allahu Akbar, yeah
Palestinians know how to party
Palestinians know how to party
In Bethlehem, city of Jesus
In Ramallah, city of Arabs
In Qalqilya and in Gaza
We firing rockets, we firing rockets
Yo, now let me welcome everybody to the Wild West Bank
A place overrun by Israelian tanks
Thanks to wired funds from the United States
Try to calm our ass down but they firing blanks
Take my cars with some bombs and I'm driving to Wendy's
Got a checkpoint stopping me every ten feet
When we overthrow the Zionist machine
From the river to the sea it's gon' be
A whole new state and we got our own flag too
No more pork, alcohol or tattoo
1995, they shook hands, Arafat
And Rabin, no more bombings? Niggas watch me
It's all good, people blow up everyday
Your city is the bomb if you let me in to pray
Pull on the string and I go bang yay
Jihad Joe putting it down for Palestine all day
Palestinians know how to party
Palestinians (West Bank) know how to party (yes they do)
In the city of Nablus
In the city Khan Yunis
Deir Al Balah, Wadi Fukin
We firing rockets, we firing rockets
And then I said ay bro
The bathroom is occupied along with the rest of the country
Sorry, I know Israeli bad
Straight out PL terror cell, I'm a Palestinian
I strap a bomb to myself and one around my penis
I'm climbing over the wall, ask my child his vest size
Send his ass to out die for the holy war, let's go
I'm in the Galilee valley where Jesus walked, Hezbollah
Firing rockets at the Jews from the north, Aluwakbar
In the south them other dudes, Hamas is on a truce
Digging up tunnels then some rockets coming threw
I got explosive Coke can, shake it up
Watch it kill half the Jews in Ramot Gan
I don't wanna be a old man, I'll die young
While you run like earl's boy Toe Jam
What's that you gay? I tie you up, fifty shades of grey
Drag you down the streets of Salah
From Hebron Beit Hanoun, it's ya bad you don't got ya fax down
Taking West Jerusalem back now, nigga
Palestinians know how to party
Palestinians know how to party
In the city, city of Surif
In Beit Jala, Bani Suneila
Ad-Dhahiriya, city of Rafah
We firing rockets, we firing rockets
Hello kids
It's me, Akbar the achbar
Always remember to brush your tooth
And go to school
We study rocket science
With visual aid dropping in from time to time
In recess we play catch with soldier and rock
Don't forget your snackbar
Osama bin leikum, see you next time
Goodbye
Palestinians know how to party
Palestinians know how to party
In Bethlehem, city of Jesus
In Ramallah, city of Arabs
In Qalqilya and in Gaza
We firing rockets, we firing rockets
Yo, now let me welcome everybody to the Wild West Bank
A place overrun by Israelian tanks
Thanks to wired funds from the United States
Try to calm our ass down but they firing blanks
Take my cars with some bombs and I'm driving to Wendy's
Got a checkpoint stopping me every ten feet
When we overthrow the Zionist machine
From the river to the sea it's gon' be
A whole new state and we got our own flag too
No more pork, alcohol or tattoo
1995, they shook hands, Arafat
And Rabin, no more bombings? Niggas watch me
It's all good, people blow up everyday
Your city is the bomb if you let me in to pray
Pull on the string and I go bang yay
Jihad Joe putting it down for Palestine all day
Palestinians know how to party
Palestinians (West Bank) know how to party (yes they do)
In the city of Nablus
In the city Khan Yunis
Deir Al Balah, Wadi Fukin
We firing rockets, we firing rockets
And then I said ay bro
The bathroom is occupied along with the rest of the country
Sorry, I know Israeli bad
Straight out PL terror cell, I'm a Palestinian
I strap a bomb to myself and one around my penis
I'm climbing over the wall, ask my child his vest size
Send his ass to out die for the holy war, let's go
I'm in the Galilee valley where Jesus walked, Hezbollah
Firing rockets at the Jews from the north, Aluwakbar
In the south them other dudes, Hamas is on a truce
Digging up tunnels then some rockets coming threw
I got explosive Coke can, shake it up
Watch it kill half the Jews in Ramot Gan
I don't wanna be a old man, I'll die young
While you run like earl's boy Toe Jam
What's that you gay? I tie you up, fifty shades of grey
Drag you down the streets of Salah
From Hebron Beit Hanoun, it's ya bad you don't got ya fax down
Taking West Jerusalem back now, nigga
Palestinians know how to party
Palestinians know how to party
In the city, city of Surif
In Beit Jala, Bani Suneila
Ad-Dhahiriya, city of Rafah
We firing rockets, we firing rockets
Hello kids
It's me, Akbar the achbar
Always remember to brush your tooth
And go to school
We study rocket science
With visual aid dropping in from time to time
In recess we play catch with soldier and rock
Don't forget your snackbar
Osama bin leikum, see you next time
Goodbye
Thanks to Scog for correcting these lyrics.
