"Old Town Grope" lyrics
"Old Town Grope"
(parody of "Old Town Road" by Lil Nas X)
Can Joe Biden feel these muffins?
Yeah I'm gonna take my hoes by a whole handful
I'm gonna grab 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna place my paws on a good fine girl
I'm gonna grab 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna grab a woman's ass
Didn't even ask
I'm just an old man ya
Can I get a pass?
I'm out on the porch
See a couple whores
Go up and I hug 'em
Just to show 'em
My support now
Can Joe Biden feel these muffins?
I'm gonna feel these muffins
Can Joe Biden feel these muffins?
I'm gonna feel these muffins
Find a girl attractive
Get all interactive
Hold her like a baby
Next week I'll be 80
Go out to the movies
Dinner and a roofie
Grab a couple boobies
I'm just really goofy
Can Joe Biden feel these muffins?
Now can you hear me fappin'?
Can Joe Biden feel these muffins?
I'm gonna smell you
Yeah, I'm gonna take them broads
By a good handful
I'm gonna grab
'Til I can't no more
I'm gonna place my paws
On a real young girl
I'm gonna grab
'Til I can't no more
Pants down
Draws down
Chillin' with my cock out
Talkin' to the cops that
Prolly took 'Pac out
Let's change definition
Of rape to remorse
And throw everyone in prison
Except for us
Girl I like your dress
I'm a cute old chap
And I got tourettes
Can't help who I slap
Ya' gotta let things flow
With that Old Man Grope
I'm gonna grab
Til' I can't no more
Yeah, I'm gonna rape these hoes
Let the good times roll
I'm gonna grab
'Til I can't no more
I'm gonna place these paws
On a good fine girl
I'm gonna grab
'Til I can't no more
Writer(s): Ali Rucka
- AZLyrics
- R
- Rucka Rucka Ali Lyrics
EP:
"The Fried Chicken" (2019)
album:
"We F The Earth" (2025)
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