"Have You Seen John Connor?" lyrics
(parody of "Use Somebody" by Kings Of Leon)
I've been traveling around, backwards in time
To find this kid
Searching this place, make the future great
For the machines, I wonder
Have you seen John Connor?
You know that I could use John Connor
I look for you in Sherman Oaks
The gallery-a
Look you up in the phone book
To find your street
You know that I must kill John Connor
One of us is in deep trouble
I'm programmed to destroy John Connor
How are you?
I need your clothes, your boots, and your bike too
How are you, Mrs Sarah Connor?
Is your son John Connor at home at this time?
I am his human school teacher, John Kimball
I require that he receive his homework immediately
If you do not disclose the precise longitude whereabouts of John Connor
I will have no choice but to resort to disproportional violence
Time's running out
Black guy is putting in Skynet cheats, come on
If this place blows up, you'll get to blow
My Judgement D, hey, I'm a police officer
I wonder where my telephone is
Where the hell is my telephone located?
To tell John that I wish I'd known him
Please send this message to John Connor
He would like me
We could have shared a remarkable friendship
I never intended any harm, I'm so sorry
Please accept my apologies for any collateral damage
That has been dealt, it wasn't me, John Connor
It was the other T-800 Series Model 101
He stole my spot in the assembly line
I'm a clone of the cybernetic organism you've been running from
I must find you, John Connor
Welcome to class, I'm the teacher
I will begin with recording your attendance
John Connor, you've reached Arnold's Pizza Shop
Is your name by chance John Connor?
Let's play a game called, "Who is your daddy, and is he John Connor?"
This is Amazon customer support, if you are John Connor
Tell me where the hell are you, and I'll bring you your package
I must find you, John Connor
I must have you, John Connor
I still love you, John Connor
I've been traveling around, backwards in time
To find this kid
To find this kid
Searching this place, make the future great
For the machines, I wonder
Have you seen John Connor?
You know that I could use John Connor
I look for you in Sherman Oaks
The gallery-a
Look you up in the phone book
To find your street
You know that I must kill John Connor
One of us is in deep trouble
I'm programmed to destroy John Connor
How are you?
I need your clothes, your boots, and your bike too
How are you, Mrs Sarah Connor?
Is your son John Connor at home at this time?
I am his human school teacher, John Kimball
I require that he receive his homework immediately
If you do not disclose the precise longitude whereabouts of John Connor
I will have no choice but to resort to disproportional violence
Time's running out
Black guy is putting in Skynet cheats, come on
If this place blows up, you'll get to blow
My Judgement D, hey, I'm a police officer
I wonder where my telephone is
Where the hell is my telephone located?
To tell John that I wish I'd known him
Please send this message to John Connor
He would like me
We could have shared a remarkable friendship
I never intended any harm, I'm so sorry
Please accept my apologies for any collateral damage
That has been dealt, it wasn't me, John Connor
It was the other T-800 Series Model 101
He stole my spot in the assembly line
I'm a clone of the cybernetic organism you've been running from
I must find you, John Connor
Welcome to class, I'm the teacher
I will begin with recording your attendance
John Connor, you've reached Arnold's Pizza Shop
Is your name by chance John Connor?
Let's play a game called, "Who is your daddy, and is he John Connor?"
This is Amazon customer support, if you are John Connor
Tell me where the hell are you, and I'll bring you your package
I must find you, John Connor
I must have you, John Connor
I still love you, John Connor
I've been traveling around, backwards in time
To find this kid
